So Many People Online

Hi?

EXCEPT U

Tf did I do?

Hurm.

AYYYYYY ITS ZAZU

WHAT DID I DO?

EVERYONE GOT BUNCH OF NAMES FOR U DAWG

WE GOT RICKY

WE GOT MORTY

WE GOT ZAZU

WE GOT AZZIE

I literally made a post about what to change my name to and Rorschach won.

I DIDNT VOTE

HI

Its not that hard to remember.

AMY UWU

Good afternoon

hi

YES TF IT IS

I MISSED YOU

wttf

yall a thing now?

Uh thanks.

no

SHIP

It really isn’t though. It’s a Rorschach test.

ya fr ship

I’ve been shipped with 2 people in one day. What have I done?

Bro you’re wade huh

lmaooo

lol

AHA

AHA!

though it was a cool reference:$

Watchmen

i KNEW it.

no I didn’t lmao

but STILL

and you didn’t TELL ME??

rorschach you’re wade right?

WHT IN THE FAKE TRICKERY IS THAT

i figured it out after what wilk said

yeah

Amy and Ricky go back to my post

heyy

because yeah

hi rylee

em check uwu

check ywu

OH LMAO

I’m not Wade.

OKK

LMAO

Also I won’t answer to Ricky.

wilkinson…

i talked to hil

him

and idk

do you have uwu crew?

HAHAHAAUIFH GUESS WE SHIPPING U WITH WADE TOO

No. That’s such a gay name I didn’t get it.

fair. the name is pretty stupid. but it’s effective to dm.

That’s just gay in general.

Why not?

https://carny-s-uwu-crew.mn.co/share/V5jOY_h4K6YU7R9j?utm_source=manual

then YOU come up with something.

Rorschach

because IM out of ideas.

EXACTLY LMFAO

I’m giving u a FAT side eye rn

L O S E R

I’ll think about it.

rorschach can we talk on a private joke or smth i need to ask you something

tht name sound like horse radis

Sure.

ROSECHACH= HORSE RADISH

ok give me 5 we’re outside

I’m starting to feel like you don’t want me to sneak under your squeaky ass ikea bed.

ok go on one of my jokes

AHAHAHDUHAFIHUAF

No I do

AY?

AYO?

AYOOOOOOOOOO?

THIS DUDE

NASTY FR

NASTY

virorscach

STINKY

L O S E R

and TOUCH you in the MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT like a CREEP.

i give consent

Yup

What joke

IM LITERALLY UNOFFICIAL SANTA CLAUS AT THIS POINT.

yayyy

NOBODY FUCKING LIKES YOUR PATHETIC ASS

HAIUHUHAFIU

THTS LIL SUS VIRGO

U TRYNA RIZZ BRO UP LIKE WADE

What joke Amy?

I DID SO GOOD

I WOULDVE WON

ACTUALLY I DID WIN.

WADE JS DOESNT WANNA ADMIT IT

I won

i

I have no idea what you mean.

He's right he won

Same

guess who else won

and the only reason I wouldn’t have won is cause he’s gay.

guess who guys

guess

guess who won NNN

take a guess

just try it

just guess

do it

YOU FAILED JAKE

who could it be

JAKE

JAKE IHUVSHBHIBH

HI

HI

HVSSIUHB

IM BACK

FOR A LIL BIT

I MISSED U SO MUCH

YAY

HUVHSUIB

ITS BEEN

2

I MISSED YOU TOO

DAYS

CAS

NOT YOU

WAS TELLING ME

I HAVE LIKE 3 MINUTES

U WERE GONNA GHOST ME

AND I TOLD THEM U WOULDNT

AND THEN I GOTTA DO SHIT

AND SEE

WAS RIGHT

I WAS RIGHT

U DIDNT

HAH

i doubt you ALL.

BC

THERES NO WAY

I MISSED U SO MUCH JAKEY <3333

JAKE

Did Amy wanna talk to me about something?

U CHEATED U LIAR

NUH UH

U WERE GONE FOR THE 3 DAYS

YOU DIDN'T TRY HARD ENOUGH

I DIDNT GET TO MAKE U FAIL

U CHEATED

YEA RICKY SHE’LL BE BACK I THINK

OH YEAH?

IF YOU *REALLY* WANTED ME TO FAIL THEN YOU WOULD'VE COME HERE AND JERKED ME OFF YOURSELF

I DIDNT TRY HARD ENOUGH?

U BITCH

I GOT CLOSE

Where?

I GOT REAL FUCKING CLOSE

GUESS WHAT

DID YOUUUUUU?

ITS DECEMBER NOW

SEE u respond to Ricky.

YEAH AND IN UR DREAMS TO STFU

NNN was easy as hell, just avoided everything

Facts

SAME

Damn you.

ahuh ahuh ill remember tht

TOTALLY EASY FOR U

AHUH

saying “fuck you” would’ve been so much better.

but I’ll let it slide.

Fuck me.

AYO

JAKE

U GOT SOME EXPLAINING TO DO

U BEEN GONE TO LONG

IVE BEEN HELLA BUSY

I will.

I STILL AM

I SHOULDN'T BE HERE RN

VIHBSUIBHBS

I CANT GO MUCH LONGER BEING ALONE

ITS TORTURE

Cool

JAKE HAS BEEN CHEATING ON YOU WITH A HOMELESS WOMAN UNDER A BRIDGE WHO ONLY HAS ONE LEG AND HAS HIV

JAKE AINT A CHEATER STFU

U SHOULD BE WORRYING BOUT UR GIRLFRIEND

THT LATINA

THATS DESCRIPTIVE.

MY GF IS NOT LATINA WHO TOLD YOU THAT 💀

i assumed

SHE LOOKED LIKE UR AVERAGE LATINA

I DONT DATE BORDER HOPPERS

MB

SHE LOOKED LATINA BRO

THEY MIGHT TRY TO GET A GREEN CARD OUTTA ME

AHSHUASIUHADIUDF

I NEVER POSTED A PIC OF HER TF

THTS WILD

Shit I forgot the period.

YEA U DID U SHOWED WADE AND SAID "thats my gf"

BUT BLACK PPL DONT HAVE CITIZENSHIP EITHER

WE'VE BEEN IN AMERICA LONGER THAN MEXICANS

No, you have to have EMOTION behind the “cool”.

HAVE YOU THOUGH?

FAIR

YES I HAVE

I MISSED U JAKEY <333

ACTUAL MEXICANS ARE NATIVE TO AMERICA

ACTUALLY THE NATIVE AMERICANS ARE THE TRUE CITIZENS THO

THE SPANISH CAME LONG AFTER

WAIT

Nah I’m good.

AND THEY STARTED FUCKIN THE AZTECS N SHIT

ACTUALLY ALL HUMANS DESCENDED FROM A GROUP THAT'S RELATED FROM MONKEYS

AND THAT'S WHERE MODERN DAY "MEXICANS" CAME FROM

*Nah, I’m good.

SO THAT MEANS I HAVE THE REAL CITIZEN SHIP

AHEM

BRO THINKS THAT NEW MEXICO COUNTS

BECAUSE IM DIRECTLY FROM A MONKEY

Damn it.

^

FUCK YOU

SORRY MB

IM DEFENDING A CULTURE THAT ISN'T EVEN MINE

WORRY BOUT THT LATER

IVE MISSED U TO MUCH

TOO* ☝️🤓

STFU NERDY ASS

YEA NO SHIT THAT'S WHY I PUT THE EMOJI

Fuck me

yeah fuck you.

I will daddy ;)

ITS DECEMBER NOW JAKE

YEAH AND?

YEAH AND?

GONNA BE ONE HELL OF A MONTH FOR U

CAUSE THEIR AINT ANY RULES

Ok that’s pretty funny

DONUT AND JAKE ARE GONNA HAVE KIDS SOMEDAY AND JAKE IS GOING TO SAY "OH I MET YOUR MOTHER ON A RETARDED JOKES WEBSITE"

Ok, that’s pretty funny.

lmfao

PFFF

dw bout tht

Try me

Fuck.

MHMMMM DW I WILL

EXACTLY

she used a comma it's not the same

BUT HI BABY <3

hi

AND AND AND

HI***

It should be

FUCK BRO WHY WASN'T CAPS WORKING

I WAS BOUTA SAY

wait wait

one sec

hi

*Okay, that’s pretty funny.

hi

woah

:(

WAAAZZZUP

HAHAHAHAHAHA

EMILY

CAUSE PROPER SPELLING

WAAAZZZUP

EMILY IT'S NOT JUST THE SAME LETTER THAT YOU CAN'T DO TWICE IN A ROW

don’t fucking talk to me.

SUP WADE

IT'S ANY SEQUENCE OF LETTERS

Oh lol I lagged

I LOVE U SM JAKEY

LEMME SEE IF I CAN DO IT WITH A SPACE

BE ANS

Also Virgo I did win lmao

BE ANS

NAH BRO

NOPE I CAN'T

JAKE WE SURVIVED NNN

🫵🤮

WE DID IT

WE SURVIVED

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

WE ACCOMPLISHED OUR GOAL

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

NO JAKE FAILED

AHAHAHAHD

LYING ASF

I WORKED MY ASS OFF

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuure

I DID NOT FAIL

AND NEITHER DID WADE

Rorschach tell her

WE ARE MEN OF OUR WORDS

EXACTLY

YOU GUYS CANT NUT THO

IF UR MEN OF UR WORDS

FACTS

It's true, they both won

NO SHIT.

THEN HOW COME U AINT EVEN SAY HI

OR ILY

HM

YOU CAN ONLY SQUIRT

EXPLAIN THT

She can cream too

STOP TALKING UR MAKING IT WORSE 😭

AND YOU GUYS HAVE PERIODS

HAHA L

How would HE know?

STFU AG

U TRY HANDLING A PERIOD

REAL

THEY SUCK ASS

HAHA YOU GUYS SHOULD GO SUCK ON TAMPONS YOU LESBIANS

THATS FUCKING NASTY

WELP I GTG

SMTH UR TRANS GAY ASS WOULD DO

You try handling sperm cramps

THAT'S SOMETHING JAKE WOULD DO

LOVE YOU JAKE <333

LOVE YOU <3

LOVE U MORE <333

BYE MADI

WTF IS A SPERM CRAMP

RESPOND TO ME ON UWU

FFS

THERES LIKE 30 MESSAGES

TF YOU MEAN

… honestly?

ARE YOU NOT A DUDE?

I AM

THEN HOW DON'T YOU KNOW

YOU MEAN LIKE WANTING TO NUT OR SOMETHING?

NO

SPERM CRAMP

THE FUCK

YOU WOULD KNOW

SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH YOUR BALLS JAKE

LOOK IT UP THEN DUMBASS

HELLL NAH I DONT WANT THAT ON MY SEARCH HISTORY

BRO DOESN'T PRODUCE SPERM

did it for u

my search history got nothing on me

YES THE FUCK I DO

Sure.

OHHHH TAT

YEAH I GOT THAT

LIKE I SAID, HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?

MHM SURE

He texted me?

DO YOU WATCH HIM 24/7 OR SMTH?

HE COULD BE LYING TO U TOO?

BRO I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS AFTER NUTTING

I believe him.

(wade if u sent him screenshots I’ll kill u)

WELL I don’t.

He did.

I HAVE POST NUT CLARITY RN

SCREENSHOTS?

WHAT?

OF WHAT

EMILY WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

shhhh

it’s ok

Wade sent me screenshots of Virgo failing to make him nut.

no one has to know

I LITERALLY WON

I ACTUALLY DID SO GOOD

LIKE FR

THEY WAS PARAGRAPHS

FULL

OF THAT KINDA STUFF

OF WHAT

BC I TRIED

That’s an overexaggeration

I BET MADI WROTE THEM FOR YOU

NO

I DID THEM MYSELF

you’re an overexaggeration.

That’s a compliment.

idk what I meant by that anyways but if it’s a compliment I take it back

It wasn’t a compliment.

well then I still mean it.

But it was a compliment.

then I take it back.

But it was insulting.

STOP CONFUSING ME

LMO

*LMAO

HEIL MAL

HIII

Hey Virgo btw I won🗿

Mind fuck! I love it!

HI WADE AND BTW U DIDNT.

But I did, also I sent them to a few a people

Fuck

I got a great deal in exchange for some screenshots and took it instantly, then I sent them to Rorschach because funni

LOWKEY WAS PRETTY FUNNY NGL

lol

lmaoo

CANT TAKE MYSELF SERIOUSLY EVER

HII

we can see that

HII

ey cas

who is u

chex lol