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I’m the oldest one of my friends on this website because I got kicked out of my old account, Cricket Green, created on 8/17/23, and Wade’s was made on 9/17/23.

I JUST LOOKED THROUGH SOME OF MY OLD POSTS AND FOUND WILKS ACCOUNT😭IDK WHY IM SO SAD I BARELY KNEW HER

ALASTORRRRRRRRRRRRR I DONT HAVE THE OLD JOKE NO MO I GOT SO EXCITED FROM SMTHIN I BROKE MY CHREOMBOOK >< SO I HAVE A LONER

WC Siarra, here is the lore in my mind about the word heater. I know that its an old word for a gun. On a Reddit story on TikTok I saw someone say that heater was a gay slur. Then I found out it wasnt. So I made it one

Primarily directed at vertigo but you realize heater is an old word for a gun right?

Truth: I am the user @Friendly. I was missing your friendliness and all, so I became a Friend myself. It is true that I enjoy photography, and that is a hobby that will never grow old.

-Apple

Warning: A large population of child predators and pedophiles on worstjokesever.com has recently been discovered. Please be wary of who you communicate with, and never give out personal information, such as the following: your name, email, face, biometrics, credit/debit card details, passwords, age, or address. I also encourage all users under 16 years old to leave this website and come back at an older age, though I am aware you are unlikely to listen. I am not a moderator of this website, but I reckon they'd agree.

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this is the last thing im posting before i leave, for good. it is a kinda of a long page of random shit ive done on WJE and recalling shit because i absolutely positively have no fucking life and i thought this would be funny ok so the first thing is that imma just clear shit up before i go because like theres some shit to clear up mkay first off i just wanna say im sorry if i trolled everyone too far aka being anno… Read more

Lack of members = lack of ad revenue to keep this site running The only reason this site was alive was because people could post dark humor and say what they wanted freely With that gone old members are gone too meaning the site will die use internet archive to save the old jokes before the site is inevitably deleted

Once upon a time, in a nostalgic corner of the internet, Lynx, an intelligent and wise pigeon, stumbled upon an old website from his childhood called WorstJokesEver. Intrigued by the memories it held, Lynx delved into the realm of terrible jokes and found the website had a community tab.

With mischievous glee, Lynx saw an opportunity to unleash his cruel humor on the unsuspecting members, disregarding the potential … Read more

Once upon a time, in the vast virtual realm of the internet, there existed a website called Worst Jokes Ever. It was a place where users from all corners of the world shared their most cringe-worthy jokes. But behind the scenes, there lurked a powerful, elderly moderator known only as Dagger.

Dagger was an enigma, stalking the website's virtual alleys like a stealthy alligator. His ban hammer struck with ruthless pr… Read more

Hello Matthias, I hope this message reaches you promptly. My name is Silent Specter (I'm on an alt), and I recently discovered that my account on WJE has been suspended. I'm reaching out urgently to understand the specific reasons behind this action. I've always respected and followed the community guidelines on WJE (if there are any), and the suspension has left me puzzled. Could you please provide clarification on … Read more

you're standing alone outside in the rain at night. Two portals suddenly open in front of you. In one you can see a beautiful sky world and in the other a dark place with many forests and cliffs. In each portal a man now stands and asks you if you want to join their world and fight against the other world to protect your own world. The man in the dark portal is wearing leather clothes and is about thirty years old, the person in the portal next to him is wearing white robes and also has a golden sword. But he doesn't seem particularly likeable to you. which world will you join? What do they offer you and what will you do after entering the portal?

I'm Gabe's (Mid-Western Motherfucker) old friend from when he visited toronto in the 2000's. I would like to say that you all changed him very much, when we met he was grumpy terrifying and rude, but in recent times he was happier and talking about you guys. My honest thanks for helping him be a better man and my apologies for his passing, I hope you will all remember him. (If you don't believe me he had his account saved on his fridge door and I will comment from his account on this post)

KAHN VE PLIZE STUP ZE FRICKINK DRAMA! Isee people bullying ze ozher people too, Gven is not ze only vone. For Gahd's sake just do jokez, if you vant to bully somevone do it in your fahmilee! You peepul don't even know each ozher but we're still doink zhis stupit NONSENSE! JUST MAKE JOKES PEÖPLE! Zhat is vhy it's called "Woahst JOAKES evah" not "Bully people EVAH" SO SHUT UP UND GET A LIFE DUM DUMS! Geez! Ze only veas… Read more