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caitlyn is not: rude selfish mean a bitch cocky ugly fat

You are: beautiful kind nice lovley welcoming gracious perfect personality

I wouldn't change you for the world, I will support you through anything and everything

Like this if you laughed.

These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.

I made a website for orphans .Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.

Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father

Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)

Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.

What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.

Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!

Hailey-

You are not: Short. Unsmart. Weird. Ugly. too skinny.

You are:

An amazing friend. Perfect. Beautiful the way you are. Nothing compares to you.

Your the best thing in my life ❤

Caitlyn-

You are not: Ugly

Fat

A bitch

Unintelligent

F*cked up

You are:

Kind,

Important,

Beautiful

Perfect body

Smart

An amazing person.

*Don't take this weirdly*

Alright, Dagger. I'm sorry. For all the nonsense. BUT I won't fully forgive you until you apologize to Caitlyn and I. Because to be fair, you said alot of nasty things to us. I know Caitlyn can be a bit stubborn (Idk if that's the word to describe it but oh well), but she's doing it for her best friend. We won't have each other next year because of High School, so we help each other as much as we can. Even if it means all of this. Point is, it needs to stop. She won't apologize until you do. IDC if you don't think you called her a retard or not, Just apologize for all of this nonsense that's been happening.

Like I say in the other comment I posted or entity sad this is not going to be solved if someone delete post just say sorry isn't that hard. And matt should take you're ability away.

So, as most of you would know, Caitlyn is my best friend. So unless your her, don't continue reading.

Ima start off with hello. '.'

So, you mean more than anything to me Caitlyn, more than anything in my life. (Sorry fam). I know I can be a little *cough* aggressive *cough* sometimes, but I don't mean to. You're my best friend, and I hope you know how important you are to me. You're not ugly at all, you're amazing in every way. When things were a lil' tough for me, you were there for me. So now I'm gonna do the same for u. ❤

Song I searched for you-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H29YOd-YWaI

HELLO dear People on this site, I Just wan't to tell you all that this site Is officially become the worst site ever becous you guys argue more as you should and you barlie write any jokes or post any mems. You just argue it's not normal to argue this much when you probably don't even know each other. The site is called worst jokes ever because you should write you're best jokes but when you guys are on it's called worst people that exist. So somme people say sorry exept it and don't make something up or something just exept it.

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Hello everyone, I'm Liliane.I'm on the same page but it's in German and not in English wanted to stop by and leave. Have fun on the site and have a wonderful day

Hey guys, to say thanks for so many followers, I wanted to make something that I know everyone can use. So here it is.

✨Amazing food combinations that taste amazing... (Despite sounding weird)✨

Pretzels and Nutella

Pork and apple sauce

Raisins/sultanas' with oats

Plain chips on bread

Peanut butter on bacon

If your an Aussie you may know this one, lamingtons and salt

I've not tried this, but ALOT of people say its good, Cheeto's and milk?

(hotdog) Sausages and jelly

I love this one, yoghurt and crunched up cookies. Omg it tastes amazing.

Thankyou so much for all the followers! <3

Feminist women: We're not gossiping. We're planning our evil, left-wing, feminist agenda.

Hey guys, Tysm for helping me reach over 30 followers! In return, I want to do something for you. I'm a 12 year old girl living in Australia, and I tend to suffer from Anxiety. If you have anxiety, please know that you are not alone. I've been dealing with anxiety for almost 3 years now, and its been getting worse as I grow up. I often find myself with fast heartbeat when its comes to a simple task in English classes… Read more

Hey everyone! I wanted to thank you for 17 followers! You all make my day so much brighter <3. Here are some more things you can do with emotions!

Anxiety, Challenge yourself to talk. Grab a teddy or something you know you can talk to, and start talking to it and try to forget your anxiety.

Remember that you are not your anxiety. You are not weak. You are not inferior. You have a mental health condition. It’s calle… Read more

Feminist logic:

Don't tell me when to cross the street. Teach drivers not to hit people.