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smelly, always says she's pheromone maxxing, not fart-or-poop-smelly tho, just all-the-other-parts-smelly if you get me

crusty skin, oily hair, green armpit gas and flies around her, bad breath, people around her would normally gag (but she doesn't go out so the only physical real human she knows is me)

hating show… Read more

Me when I see someone talking about 13-17-year-olds not being mature, but they make a Santa Claus, Osama bin Laden crossover on the day before 9/11:

How are all of you beautiful people today! I decided that if i'm not the happiest I'll just give y'all hapiness coz yall deserve it <3

what do yall know what raynauds is???? i have it hehe :) its not necasserily a good thing tho coz i hate it lolz thats why my ankle wont heal

for your whole life people expected things from you. be good, be better, be successful, be happy, and you've tried, sometimes at the expense of your own peace, but to be good enough for others, maybe some of it helped, but a lot of it just made you feel like youre never doing enough, but whos life are you really living? whos voice are you trying to impress? if its not yours, let it go. you dont have to chase after a perfect life to deserve peace. youre not a list of achievements, youre a person, and your life, gets to feel like yours.

This site used to be OG. Until every good person left and were replaced by shitty lowlives. I miss Jake, Hailey, Caitlyn, Cacey, Entity, rmk, Sad Sara, and Addy. Oh, how the great have fallen. 😔 Now it’s just depressed people with no lives who come here to cause useless drama about their boyfriend or girlfriend and about their personal problems. I’m telling you now, NOBODY GIVES A SHIT. I come here to have a good time laughing at funny jokes and chatting with sane people not counselling. So please, either leave or stop shoving your miserable life down our throats.

Fuck you chain to whoever breaks it first.

Rules. Don't say anything other than Fuck you. You can say it as many times as you want just not after yourself, you need to wait for someone else to say it then you can.

Ladies and gentlemen of the forest, let us take a moment to reflect on the astounding uselessness of this creature we call 'the bear.' What does it truly contribute, besides noise, mud tracks, and an endless appetite for honey? It claims strength, yet spends half its life asleep. It claims dominance, yet the most impressive thing it can do is knock over a picnic basket and pretend that’s a skill.

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This is going to be a mouthful, but I suggest you read it all. Posting as anonymous, but yeah, it's Amy. A lot wrong has happened on this site, like a LOT. And for me, this involved the insults & constant wars & whatnot. After it was all over, I think I started building myself off my hatred of you all. I started becoming my hatred ina way. Not a day went by that I didn't remember the hurt I felt. Also, somewhere alon… Read more

WHY do people still care so much about being mods on here? NOBODY USES THE SITE! THERE'S NOTHING TO MODERATE! AND ALSO, NOBODY CARES 😭

It's not a status symbol to be in a slightly higher state of power on a niche website in the dark corners of the internet's asshole with 5, maybe 6 active users--MOST OF WHOM ARE MODERATORS, THEREFORE NULLIFYING ANY AMOUNT OF SUPERIORITY AMONGST THEMSELVES!!!

To anyone reading this, take it from an ex mod: you're wasting your time in both your endeavors to become mods, and on this website in general.

Dear Sarah,

Your last comment was 3 days ago. You use your phone about 3-4 hours daily. You have a boyfriend, and possibly are in the field of medicine, although I can't be sure. You're right handed. (By "possibly" in the field of medicine I mean you don't seem to be in it yet, but you may be working towards it.) Ok, so you're definitely not in the field yet and are most likely in high school. You like horror, and y… Read more

@matt, we needs mods. Ppl say you spend more time on Sw than here and idk if that's true, but with the lack of you, and the Mods you oversee. We really do need them. I probably don't need to do this, but in my eye a request is more lightly meaningful the more evidence you give, so here are the main reasons, (in no particular order) and who is the most trustworthy and eligible for being a Mod, I'm my eyes, and I'd li… Read more

guys not to be so chronically online that im back here after a year and a half😣 but where is everyone? flappy and amy and sah and chex them

(flappy bird i KNOW you were on this site a few days ago thats right i stalked your profile ho get back on here and say hi imy)

I used to take a hundred photographs Just to send the perfect one I felt a hundred butterflies Every time your name came up Three more years than you deserved Nervous when you never were Just one of like a hundred girls You'll never know how much it hurt When I saw her photograph next to mine She had cocoa hair laying by your side You said she's a friend for the hundredth time But I saw your face and your face don't … Read more

yay todays my last day of school

in honor of the old tradition of wje, Imma do a shout-out list thingy Ethan: You're a great fellow mod and a great guy overall to be with, even if you still lie to yourself that you don't like femboys Kayla: You've been a really good person and a great friend and i'm very glad that I got to meet you. (btw, I wonder how many calories Mr. Nibbles is) Hyphen: you're a pretty cool guy. S… Read more