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Conversation with my younger self 🥰😭

Did Rosie get better?

No, she sadly left us all on the 4th of November (?) in 2017, but then we got a new puppy called Raven who we love very much.

Oh, is Lily still our bestie?

Not exactly, Lily moved to Broken hill at the end of year 2... But we still talk everyday!

Wow, are we still at the hub?

No, we moved to a new campus and we made AMAZING friends and memories there,… Read more

To all of the people who have called me ugly:

Your opinion on my looks doesn't change my personality. I may be ugly, I may be a disgrace to look at, but I don't care. You're not the judge of what is beautiful, so fuck off. I know I'm ugly, and having so many people tell me this has made my self esteem image 100 times worse. So I hope you can all sleep well knowing that you ruined my image of myself.

And you're right. I am ugly.

Hailey is beautiful kind person leave her alone she's not ugly and your just jealous

This goes for pretty much everyone, but especially Hailey since she seems to get picked on the most. Don’t listen to all these retards who try to insult your looks. They’re either fat discord-mod neckbeards who haven’t touched grass for 8 years or ugly loners who try to make themselves feel better by attempting to break people down to their level. They’re just idiot trolls who hide behind the “anonymous” cover because they’re too afraid to show themselves to the world. To all of you jerks who think this is a good idea, how about instead of wasting time screwing with other people you go worry about fixing your lives, because I’m telling you, this is NOT the way.

Can we all get over the fact the Hailey is fucking ugly? She looks like one of those 'before' pictures on a makeover show....

Hailey, if your reading this rn, YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING GOBLIN!!! Not even makeup can fix you up... You're fucking hideous unlike me. I'm beautiful and I've never been told that I'm ugly in my life.

Heyyo.I have no idea what the hell is going on.Theres someone out there,who has the same Name as me.But...THATS NOT ME.I also used to be unregistried when i joines this Website 1 week ago,but the only Thing i wrote was:Like if you are here for no Reason.I have no idea what the other Tom is doing just in Case...That green guy is NOT me.

I love how these 'vegans' are still drinking water.

That could have been a fishes house u bitch

(I'm not vegan btw, just paying them out)

Why is this site filled with dumbass little kids and braindead monkey zoomers? This site is supposed to be for adult jokes made by and for respectable, civilized, humans. instead it's filled with twitter-loving consumer algorithm-fried zoomers and children. Fucking ban them already or make a containment site to filter that garbage out, we the community want to see true jokes on the front page, not "IF THIS HITS 69 LI… Read more

Guys do not follow tom, he is super inappropriate, i did a 48 hour face reveal and this is what he said:

Tom 13 minutes ago Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ur so cute I wanna fuck your pussy so hard you look amazing I luv ur face come have sex with me mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

caitlyn is not: rude selfish mean a bitch cocky ugly fat

You are: beautiful kind nice lovley welcoming gracious perfect personality

I wouldn't change you for the world, I will support you through anything and everything

Like this if you laughed.

These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.

I made a website for orphans .Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.

Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father

Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)

Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.

What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.

Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!

Hailey-

You are not: Short. Unsmart. Weird. Ugly. too skinny.

You are:

An amazing friend. Perfect. Beautiful the way you are. Nothing compares to you.

Your the best thing in my life ❤

Caitlyn-

You are not: Ugly

Fat

A bitch

Unintelligent

F*cked up

You are:

Kind,

Important,

Beautiful

Perfect body

Smart

An amazing person.

*Don't take this weirdly*

Alright, Dagger. I'm sorry. For all the nonsense. BUT I won't fully forgive you until you apologize to Caitlyn and I. Because to be fair, you said alot of nasty things to us. I know Caitlyn can be a bit stubborn (Idk if that's the word to describe it but oh well), but she's doing it for her best friend. We won't have each other next year because of High School, so we help each other as much as we can. Even if it means all of this. Point is, it needs to stop. She won't apologize until you do. IDC if you don't think you called her a retard or not, Just apologize for all of this nonsense that's been happening.

Like I say in the other comment I posted or entity sad this is not going to be solved if someone delete post just say sorry isn't that hard. And matt should take you're ability away.

So, as most of you would know, Caitlyn is my best friend. So unless your her, don't continue reading.

Ima start off with hello. '.'

So, you mean more than anything to me Caitlyn, more than anything in my life. (Sorry fam). I know I can be a little *cough* aggressive *cough* sometimes, but I don't mean to. You're my best friend, and I hope you know how important you are to me. You're not ugly at all, you're amazing in every way. When things were a lil' tough for me, you were there for me. So now I'm gonna do the same for u. ❤

Song I searched for you-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H29YOd-YWaI

HELLO dear People on this site, I Just wan't to tell you all that this site Is officially become the worst site ever becous you guys argue more as you should and you barlie write any jokes or post any mems. You just argue it's not normal to argue this much when you probably don't even know each other. The site is called worst jokes ever because you should write you're best jokes but when you guys are on it's called worst people that exist. So somme people say sorry exept it and don't make something up or something just exept it.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewers head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they… Read more