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NOBODY IS UGLYYYYY- everybody is beautfuil no matter what other people say you can have a missing arm missing leg I don't give a shit your still pretty and i'm being honest with people I hate people saying there ugly like your not I love evrybody I don't care if I just met y'all are the best people on here I LOVE ALL OF y'ALL PEOPLE XD <3

Alright, I’m leaving, and I suggest everyone else should too. The hackers won’t do anything if nobody’s on. I doubt they’d stick around. I think a lot of people need a little break right now, so maybe take one. I’ll see you all in a bit.

To all those who wish to know about the situation, here is the verdict:

NOBODY is going to be joining this "group."

It's hardly even a group. It is merely a joke, just a little fun between users.

This is NOT a "kingdom" and it is not some weird civilization. There's no "roles and jobs," none of that!! It's not even official.

And so, NO asking to join, NO giving yourselves roles, and NO obnoxious crap that we don't want to deal with.

All we ask is that you'd all quit causing drama. Thanks for understanding. If you have any further questions, we'll happily answer them.

Halloween is my favorite time of year because I can kidnap and mutilate those bloody children right off the streets and nobody will bat an eye. They'll just talk about what a funny stunt it was or tell me how impressive my "realistic" decoration is They'll never know the truth

Like this if you laughed.

These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.

I made a website for orphans .Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.

Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father

Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)

Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.

What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.

Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!

Why do people make bug deals out of whites committing crimes on black but nit blacks making crimes on white I mean I bet nobody remembers when the girl with asma was tazed multiple times by that black cop for nit wearing a mask at a football game

OH MY GOD. THERE’S A WHOLE FUCKING GERMAN VERSION OF THIS WEBSITE AND NOBODY TOLD ME???? DIGGA IVE BEEN ON THIS WEBSITE FOR YEARS WTF. HOLY FUCK THIS IS LIKE FINDING OUT ABOUT A NEW PLANET

Have you ever felt so invisible? Like no one would know If you died tonight, if you threw this fight And finally let it go The weight of holding on, so sick of being strong Just to end up alone Or am I the only one still up Wondering why who I am has never been enough? 'Cause I've never known What it's like to just feel wanted, wanted Like a ghost Always end up here forgotten, forgotten The question always haunting m… Read more

ALL THE FUCKIN’ WIDE RECEIVERS is black, you know what I’m sayin’, except you and David fuckin’ Ball, but David Ball, man, that’s a nobody, fuck him, y’know what I’m sayin’, but...

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I'm over it My minds running, I'm running out of control of it I feel alone when my friends are home and they notice it Don't tell them no cause nobody knows that I struggle with Hurting my left wrist Look I'm scared of it That's why I'm wearing shirts that really don't look good but they cover it Got a grey Nike that doesn't let them see that I'm staining it It's on the inner left side just below the number five cau… Read more

I haven't said a word, But you know what I'm thinking Like I know what you're thinking That's why both of us are drinking Can you feel it in the air? Couldn't cut it with a bread knife I'm to blame for both your wet eyes I'm aware, but I'm too scared to fight The fighting is done and nobody's won, So now we're just laying here with steaming empty guns And half of my heart has always been yours, So now I'm just laying… Read more

The Stig is a character from the British motoring television show Top Gear. Created by former Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson and producer Andy Wilman, the character is a play on the anonymity of racing drivers' full-face helmets, with the running joke that nobody knows who or what is inside the Stig's racing suit.