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1. Would you rather have the ability to see 10 minutes into the future or 150 years into the future? 2. Would you rather have telekinesis (the ability to move things with your mind) or telepathy (the ability to read minds)? 3. Would you rather team up with Wonder Woman or Captain Marvel? 4. Would you rather be forced to sing along or dance to every single song you hear? 5. Would you rather find true love today or win… Read more

The True Dagger

It was a chilling night on the Worst Jokes Ever (WJE) forum, where Dagger, the elderly and enigmatic moderator, had caused an atmosphere of fear and unease among the users. Despite his charm and elegant demeanor, Dagger's actions were extremely harsh and brutal towards anyone who crossed his path. His ruthless rampage on the site had left members scarred, traumatized, and yearning for justice. In a d… Read more

When you first see an okapi, you might think it's related to a horse or a zebra. Its body and neck are horse-like, and its legs have black-and-white stripes like a zebra does. But the okapi is not related to a horse or a zebra; its closest relative is actually the giraffe. In fact, okapis are sometimes called forest giraffes, since they live mainly in the rain forests of central Africa. An okapi's relationship to a g… Read more

hey guys, i usually don't do posts like this since i dont wanna vent or whatever, but i wanted to talk to yall. not about my medical shit or me feeling ugly cuz korea or whatever its that i recently lost my best friend and i was wondering im in the asshole lmfao aaand i need advice lmfao first off we met in eigth grade and her name, lets call her kim. kim was in a friend group with me, ha rin (haerin on wje) kim was … Read more

Poll

Ahoy, mateys! Someone has sent me to ask the fellow WJE members if they want to move to FlopTropica island.

This is the WJE genie. I will grant wishes and predict your miserable future. The AG family will all get very rich and famous and become the next Kardashians leosarefire will recover from their eye surgery and move to North Korea because they are Ching Chong Hanjisungswife, yuri, kidzbopuwu, and all the aussies will move to New Zealand. Dagger and Dagger Jr. will become the owners of WJE and overthrow trolls BoredPanda will cease to exist in a day or so. I have been looking through all the comments. These predictions will be true in no time! In the meantime, the trolling will begin.

Not that the four people online or most of you at all give a shit but two announcements. One being I am finally going to be moving out of an abusive situation and two (for unrelated reasons) I will be on hiatus for a little while so I can get over some shit. Said hiatus will start at 7:30 pm my time

Uh oh, and here we go Yeah, that's Mike E. Clark And we're the Insane Clown Posse And this here is the chop chop slide If you heard something similar to this Fuck that, 'cause we the shit Juggalos, what's our signal? Whoop-whoop! That's right! Now what we gonna do is clap four times quickly and bust the signal Whoop-whoop! Whoop-whoop! Yeah, not bad, not bad But let's do it again, some of y'all were a little slow on … Read more

I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclu… Read more

Big Randy is an imposing figure, standing at an impressive seven feet tall. His height alone is enough to command attention in any room he enters. His skin is a rich, deep black, smooth and unblemished, a testament to his African heritage. His eyes, a contrasting warm brown, are full of life and intelligence, often twinkling with a hint of mischief. Randy's physique is as impressive as his height. His broad shoulders… Read more

Jake im sorry, I know I made a promise... But I can't take this anymore, soon ill be off for the night for a move, and idk when and if I'll be back tonight, but idek. When I wake up tmrw morning if seem off, if I don't seem happy, if I don't seem sad, if I don't seem anything its cause I won't for a while. It all feels like my fault, so im done. Im don't with emotion. Like the one person I've always cared for says I was acting and just fucking hurts me on and on and they know they do, so im done. I will be praying that I don't even wake up, I won't do anything to stop myself from waking up though.

SO! News for my Maid Wade fans, with an unforeseen turn of events, sadly, we did NOT win the first round of the poll. There are 3 rounds tho! And we have secured our spot in second place and are moving on! Fletcher beat us out with 51% and we got like 40% or something. Doesn’t matter, we’re still in the running! And since there are 3 rounds, I gotta alter the rules a LITTLE BIT. I said if we won that I’d do it till January. Well. If we win the SECOND round I’ll do it till FEBRUARY. And if we win the finals? I’ll do it till MAY. We can do this guys! The Maid Wade will guide us! #VOTEWADEVOTEMAID!

-A FUNNY STORY-

Do you know the funny and strange story of a woman who burned a frozen rabbit? No? Then read this. Have fun. And don't forget to comment if you liked the story or not. Please don`t write mean comments if you don`t like it. What's your opinion on the story? . . .

"This jar is full of stupid worthless things, but they’re worth something to me” - Miranda Harcourt.

On a clear, but cold Wellington after… Read more

mom tells her son to go to the other kid to walk to the kid just standing still to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car(but her son was blind the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap and the kid died because he couldn't hear he was deaf)

where did my brothers go, my hood go, my squad go , my homies go , my broskys go , my HOESKY'S GO ,

BTW https://worstjokesever.com/@emoidiot MOVED SCHOOLS SO HE NO LONGER HAS ACC

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