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This is completely a waist of time, but worth it at the same time.
*Dad's sitting on the couch reading news paper when wife walks in*
Husband: "This music.. Is the final boss coming? Or worse.. It's my wife..."
Wife: "You jobless monkey... Money to pay bills doesn't grow on tree's"
Husband: "Well it's no my fault.. And I was born poor *Over it* If I was son of Bill Gates I'd bathe in money.."
Wife: "First go batā¦ Read more
thanks for 20 followers guys it means a lot
Hi guys, so I have a friend who is really important to me, and her name is Caitlyn. And I'm asking if you could do one thing for me.
So, Caitlyns got a few nicknames, Cat, Katey, etc. But her Worst jokes ever username is 'Caitlyn'. She only just started on this about a week ago and I would love it if you could keep an eye out for her jokes, and always press the like button for her because she really loves it when smā¦ Read more
I like to try and help people out with things like relationship issues or stress. I can be a bit of a beach sometimes but I don't mean to. I have ADD, (Attention deficit disorder) which is pretty much ADHD but I don't have the hyperactivity. It is also known as inattentive ADHD. ADHD can often cause things like:
Memory struggle, Easily triggered (Anger) You get the idea.
Adhd is a very misunderstood disorder/disabiā¦ Read more
Why do people make bug deals out of whites committing crimes on black but nit blacks making crimes on white I mean I bet nobody remembers when the girl with asma was tazed multiple times by that black cop for nit wearing a mask at a football game
Ukraine is about the size of Texas maybe less and Russia is like two or three times bigger than America but that war is still going I mean Russia is one of the worlds strongest military maybe the strongest is Ukraine really that strong?
The ancient Egyptians had porn so if you call somebody perverted and stupid for watching porn thatās like saying somebody who can build skyscrapers with handheld tools is weak also did they only have handheld tools I mean we found batteryās in ancient tombs
I have a friend whose little sister has stage four cancer. and Iām doing everything I can to support her. but sheās being really mean and judgy, and overall really really horrible towards me, and Idk what to do about it. she treats all of our other friends fine but for me. should I tell her that the way sheās treating me is not ok? or should It let it slide. pls help!
i ment i will do anything for you even to be with you if you know what i mean by that or not i just want you to know that
gess the song
I can tell you've been crying (yeah) I can tell when you're lying, I can see it on your face I can hear it in the silence That you don't know if we really have what it takes All you ever needed was a meaning to the words that I said But you didn't believe me when I told you that I loved you to death Oh, I never meant to leave you crying in the rain I tried Said forever, now forever feels so far away I ā¦ Read more
I hate it when dudes try to chase me But I love it when you try to save me 'Cause I'm just a lady I love it when we play 1950 So cold that your stare's 'bout to kill me I'm suprised when you kiss me So tell me why my gods look like you And tell me why it's wrong So, I'll wait For you I'll pray I will keep on waiting for your love For you I'll wait I will keep on waiting for your Did you mean it when you said I was prā¦ Read more
98% of Harvard students fail this riddle. I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry, I mean guys gotta pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities. I make pancakes brown and your champagne bubble. If you squeeze me I'll pop, if you look at me you'll pop. Can you answer the riddle? Find the answer here on Monday around 10:50
Hey guys a made a cool video it would realy and i mean REALLy make my day if you just watch it (:::::::: thx I <#3 you all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
what is the meaning of life???
I mistakenly sexted my wifeās sister A couple years ago I was on a business trip and missing my wife. I decided to take a suggestive picture (me in my boxer briefs, clearly with a bulge and just the tip sticking out the top) and send it to my wife. We donāt usually sext but I figured sheād appreciate knowing I was thinking of her.
It was late, I was tired, and barely paying attention. I accidentally sent it to her sā¦ Read more
When Jeremy Maclin went down, when, when, he tore his ACL and his fuckinā MCL in the same goddamn day, dawg, I was over here, Iām lookinā like, āAw, shit, man, Jeremy Maclin went downā. Everybodyās all yāknow, mad and pissed off, Iām lookinā like, man, Iām lookinā like, man, yāknow I hope Jeremy Maclin ge-e-et better, but fuck, time for Riley Cooper, that [EXPUNGED]ās a fuckinā beast, fuckinā hog, fuckinā ballinā out in the show, I mean, I mean, the [EXPUNGED]ās a fuckinā monster, you kno-ow what Iām saying, Riley Cooper, man, that dude, shit. Love him! Now I look like a fuckinā idiot, man
Now, in personal opinion, thereās a huge difference between the word [EXPUNGED] and [EXPUNGED], okay? Not, not one fuckinā time. In my videos, have I ever came out and said, āYo man, fuck dat [EXPUNGED]ā. NEVER said dat shit. And I better fuckinā ke-e-ep my goddamn voice down, there might be some [EXPUNGED] walkinā do-own the street bout re-ea-dy to fuck me up, man. You know what Iām sayinā? But, um, but yeah, thoughā¦ Read more
Alright, so itās a good thing I didnāt buy yo fuckinā Jersey. Riley Cooper on some real shit. I was really gonna buy yo Jersey, I had my eyes set on it, man. I always thought of you beinā a low-key fuckinā beast, okay, fuckinā monster, fuckinā hog, fuckinā ball out of control, okay? But as you guys know man Riley Cooper, he came out and used the word [EXPUNGED], okay? Now, I understand that he was drunk at a fuckinā ā¦ Read more
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pain from you well thatās a nightmare come true beautiful is all i ever wanted to feel from you
compliments mean nothing when i know you donāt mean them and i know itās not true money can buy almost anything in the world but my love for you
i deserve so much more, more, so much more, more donāt you ever try again iām not coming back again no more, no more now you find your by yourself go and lie to someone else somā¦ Read more