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@matt, does the newer view count if the same person refreshs and views it again? I'm assuming not but just wondering what it's based off of. Acc? Ip? Or anytime it's loaded?

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Since this site is so FUCKING dead all the time, I have a fun game for y'all to play! Every day, there's going to a poll where YOU guys control what a person named "Jamal" does. Story number 1 is going to be "BBC Bounty: Cartel Craves That N***a Nut".

Before we start, *THIS STORY HAS GRAPHIC CONTENT, DON'T READ IF YOU FIND IT OFFENSIVE (obviously no N-words and they're only censored because of Matt's rule). And hone… Read more

@matt, is there a reason I can't delete all my old stuff? Like is it just cuz it's 2 years old? Is there a timer or smth? Also if there is a reason, could u A) disable it for this acc, I wanna delete every, but I was a dumb and rasict fuck.

B) delete everything for me, (I'd advise not, cuz that's not ur job and I'm happy to do it

C) see point A)

And ik you could say it's my fault, which is it I'm not avoiding that, but I'm also not avoiding how badly I used to treat ppl and shitty ass stuff I used to post was wrong. So please?

@matt out of curiosity what is the biggest size of photo able to be uploaded into Memes, comments and as a pfp,. I mean size both pixel size and actual storage space (if storage space comes into play) (If these are all the same mb)

@matt can you ban sourcandyahh new actt it's a fake actt and whoever on it makes me hella uncoftbul or just any mod ban whoever on it I don't like it or anyone else does so please ban that act

Day whatever of asking @Matt TO ADD EXPLAIN DINOSAUR!!!!

MATT, ADD EXPLAIN DINOSAUR. MATT, GIVE US ED. #EDFORWJE

Matt, if you add an Explain Rapper who explain things in RAP, my life will be COMPLETE

Suggestion for Matt: Add a feature where typing in a certain word/phrase in the search bar will show all the COMMENTS where it has been used.

That might get complicated due to the high volume of comments on the site, but even just having the search bring up posts with comments containing the word/phrase could be pretty useful.

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Petition for Matt to add a third AI to the site named "Explain Dinosaur" (Because dinosaurs are cool!)

@Matt, u said in the comments to jakes post something abt a suggestion box to do with the notifications? Idrk what u ment, but it made me think, if we could have a section in our pfp where we can edit in @s.

For example I could go into my pfp and either edit my @anothernewblach to just @blach or @anb, kinda how we did woth @eb and @eh.

Mb if this is what u ment

@matt ig, idk if it's just my phone or if it's the web but when typing my keyboard is glitching crazy now for some reason. Just an FYI ig? Idk it's prolly me, I'm just saying for future ref