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GENESIS 6 Wickedness in the World 1When human beings began to increase in number on the earth and daughters were born to them, 2the sons of God saw that the daughters of humans were beautiful, and they married any of them they chose. 3Then the Lord said, “My Spirit will not contend with humans forever, for they are mortal; their days will be a hundred and twenty years.” 4The Nephilim were on the earth in those days—a… Read more

wHy Do I wIsH i WaS sTiLl At CaMp?!

Idk why, but at home and school I feel all of this pressure to put on a fake smile and pretend everything's fine, but at camp I finally felt like myself. Like I could be myself. Like people weren't judging me anymore, like I could actually be accepted for who I am. But once I got back to school and off the bus, I instantly felt pressure again. And it really sucks.

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some of u people are so mean whoever made this website needs to be nicer and make sure the jokes are funny not mean and hurtful in fact I am adopted and I went to the jokes about that but they were ruthless instead of funny and I think some of u should listen to k-love 94.1 or 89.3 and then read the bible start w/Matthew then ask God into your life

Conversations with my younger self

How is oscar is he still jumping around like a kangaroo?

No, he got stuck underneath our dad's car now he can't jump.

how is grandnan is she still alive and well?

no, we lost her on February 21st at the age of 90.

our we still in the house we loved

no, we had to move houses because we couldn't afford it anymore.

are we still best friends with charlie Clarkson

no, she said something means about my parents and we stopped being friends in April 2021

But are we still happy all the time and have sooooooo many friends

No, we are just friends with a few people but they are awesome.

Conversation with my younger self 🥰😭

Did Rosie get better?

No, she sadly left us all on the 4th of November (?) in 2017, but then we got a new puppy called Raven who we love very much.

Oh, is Lily still our bestie?

Not exactly, Lily moved to Broken hill at the end of year 2... But we still talk everyday!

Wow, are we still at the hub?

No, we moved to a new campus and we made AMAZING friends and memories there,… Read more

This goes for pretty much everyone, but especially Hailey since she seems to get picked on the most. Don’t listen to all these retards who try to insult your looks. They’re either fat discord-mod neckbeards who haven’t touched grass for 8 years or ugly loners who try to make themselves feel better by attempting to break people down to their level. They’re just idiot trolls who hide behind the “anonymous” cover because they’re too afraid to show themselves to the world. To all of you jerks who think this is a good idea, how about instead of wasting time screwing with other people you go worry about fixing your lives, because I’m telling you, this is NOT the way.

Can we all get over the fact the Hailey is fucking ugly? She looks like one of those 'before' pictures on a makeover show....

Hailey, if your reading this rn, YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING GOBLIN!!! Not even makeup can fix you up... You're fucking hideous unlike me. I'm beautiful and I've never been told that I'm ugly in my life.

I know this isn't r/askreddit, but what's the craziest thing that's ever happened at your school? I have a bunch of stories that I'll tell later when I have more time, but I'm curious as to what wild stuff you've all experienced in your school years.

Why is this site filled with dumbass little kids and braindead monkey zoomers? This site is supposed to be for adult jokes made by and for respectable, civilized, humans. instead it's filled with twitter-loving consumer algorithm-fried zoomers and children. Fucking ban them already or make a containment site to filter that garbage out, we the community want to see true jokes on the front page, not "IF THIS HITS 69 LI… Read more

I am the one, don't weigh a ton Don't need a gun to get respect up on the street (okay) Under the sun, the bastard son Will pop the Glock to feed himself and family (sheesh) By any means, your enemies my enemies We wet them up like a canteen (damn) The yellow tape surrounds the fate Don't have a face so now you late, open the gates

Great, eliminate like ElimiDate (woo) Hey, young boy had to penetrate (ooh) Face, you… Read more

does any one have that 1 person who makes your life a living hell . if so tell me the reason.

I have diabetes. It sucks.

Imagine having to inject yourself multiple times a day, stabbing your finger with a tiny pin to get blood out of it, always shooting a dexcom patch onto your shoulder just so you can stay alive!! Well, thats my life every. single. day. You have no idea what the pain is like, being stared at during school by the entire class while injecting insulin before lunch, being stared at because your pump made a big beeping sound when I'm having a bad sugar level. It really sucks, so I just thought I'd say to everyone this one thing:

Never, ever pick on a diabetic. Because you have no idea what its like.

Hailey-

You are not: Short. Unsmart. Weird. Ugly. too skinny.

You are:

An amazing friend. Perfect. Beautiful the way you are. Nothing compares to you.

Your the best thing in my life ❤

I’ve got nothing better to do with my life so figured I’d go ahead and join the WJE community. Hi everyone, I’m Jake! Used my last name since just “Jake” was taken. I’ve been here for a couple years now, reading and posting jokes on anonymous accounts. Haven’t delved very deep into the community tan, but now that there’s one for memes I figured I might as well get involved. If there’s anything I should know about this place, I’d be glad to hear it! Otherwise, I’ll see y’all soon!