Back
Last

Last Community

Poll

According to the last post, voters picked Jamal to "Hide in a nearby gay strip club".

*THIS STORY HAS GRAPHIC CONTENT, DO NOT CONTINUE READING IF YOU'RE OFFENDED BY ANY OF THE JOKES*

Episode 2: The Sticky Situation – "Ebony Ass Shake in the F*g Den"

Jamal sprints his black ass into "Rainbow Rodeo," a sleazy queer joint packed with flaming white twinks, burly bears, and thirsty Latinos eyeing fresh meat. The bounce… Read more

Poll

Since this site is so FUCKING dead all the time, I have a fun game for y'all to play! Every day, there's going to a poll where YOU guys control what a person named "Jamal" does. Story number 1 is going to be "BBC Bounty: Cartel Craves That N***a Nut".

Before we start, *THIS STORY HAS GRAPHIC CONTENT, DON'T READ IF YOU FIND IT OFFENSIVE (obviously no N-words and they're only censored because of Matt's rule). And hone… Read more

Well guys, I guess that's it.

In retrospect, my claim was always right: No lasting good can ever come from WorstJokesEver.com None. And I don't know what I hoped to achieve by coming back here trying to prove my own self wrong. Things were fun, but they were in poor taste, or in vain. They led to worsening symptoms and lasting trauma for those involved. It's a part of our fragile lives unable to be reclaimed. I pray… Read more

lemme rewrite my poem here the candle is dim, the batteries are dying , times running out, and soon we'll be flying.

flying over fields or sea, on the night and the day, wont you come fly with me, dont you dare be afraid.

the light through my window, it shines bright enough, it isnt the moon though, its the streetlights - not tough.

the candle gets dimmer, the quote on the wall, our lives, they get thinner, as we… Read more

Extremely depressing poem I wrote last year when I tried to kill myself

They were an inch wide and a centimeter deep But I don’t remember the length As I passed out in fear I remember staying pure Not being afraid of what I could do But I broke that years ago Last year, they used to be a millimeter wide and a nanometer deep An inch long I cried yet it wasn’t enough for me I remember being hot The wool sweater w… Read more

you dont have to have it all figured out. you dont need an idea, or the right words, or the perfect ounce of motivation. you just need to stay. stay another day, another breath, another blue moon, because pain doesnt last forever, even if it feels like it, so just stay, because your favorite moments in life haven't even happened yet.

Today will probably be my last day on this site, on top of it being absolutely dead I think it’s finally time I said goodbye. I want to thank you all for the memories, both good and bad. We had lots of highs but also a lot of lows, but every community does. I know I didn’t get along with everyone and some of us constantly fought or waged war but if I ever wronged you I hope you can forgive me, I don’t want to have an… Read more

To Whom It May Concern,

I made a new account, decided to cut ties with all the crap that happened in the last three years, and hang around here a bit longer now that there are genuinely good people being consistently active on here. I'll be checking around to see if anyone's on whenever I have free time, feel free to message me on discord if you need anything (same as my username on here), and maybe I'll set up a new MN for the site to use. Idk.

Godspeed, everyone!

Dear Sarah,

Your last comment was 3 days ago. You use your phone about 3-4 hours daily. You have a boyfriend, and possibly are in the field of medicine, although I can't be sure. You're right handed. (By "possibly" in the field of medicine I mean you don't seem to be in it yet, but you may be working towards it.) Ok, so you're definitely not in the field yet and are most likely in high school. You like horror, and y… Read more

yay todays my last day of school

in honor of the old tradition of wje, Imma do a shout-out list thingy Ethan: You're a great fellow mod and a great guy overall to be with, even if you still lie to yourself that you don't like femboys Kayla: You've been a really good person and a great friend and i'm very glad that I got to meet you. (btw, I wonder how many calories Mr. Nibbles is) Hyphen: you're a pretty cool guy. S… Read more

Explain Bear and Corrupt Diss Track: First off, fuck off this site, no one asked for your two man circus of cringe And no one’s impressed by your dime store ideas of relevance Y’all walking red flags with Wi-Fi, always looking for a target Probably because you can’t stand the fact that you’re forgotten This ain't the Hunger Games, and you ain’t fucking President Snow Nobody likes you, fuck your monologues and your ma… Read more

Poll

@matt So ik it's I shouldn't tell you how to do your job, Bur I jsut wanna suggest somethings that would help wje (mainly the community) out alot.

1st a way easier way to navigate comments.

Maybe a list you can get in the profile page? It would help with deleting comments in a more efficient manner and also finding a specific conversation you wish to reread.

Maybe you could filter it by time (in or out of a certai… Read more

This is my last post on my crobook. I will try to be on my Xbox, hopefully I will see Mc Shooty again

hey yall computers gone and i wanted to say toodles this is my last time being on here this summer so have fun yall il be back in the fall hopfully be safe and have fun

so this is gonna be my last post because I have to turn in my computer tomorrow (I meaning my sister cause I'm kinda stuck at home) so this is me saying bye for the summer. It was nice meeting a lot of new people and I look forward to talking to you guys in the fall. Byeeeeeee <3