I know you came out and you made a- a e- a- you came out and you made an apology, but fuck you and yo goddamn apology, okay? Fuck dat shit. I understand you was drunk and you was drinkin' and stuff, you know what I'm sayin', and who knows, you just might actually be, might just actually be, y'know, on some real shit, be sorry for actually using it, you might actually be sincere, but how the fuck am I supposed to know that? How the fuck are the fans around the city of Philly supposed to know that? We don't!
If you got cut this season, I would not the fuck be mad, dude. Real shit, man. I'm sorry dude. I-I-I, I, I, I don't want no racist mothafuckas up on my football team, I'm sorry, that's just me, though. I'll catch you guys later, and you guys have a good one.
That's what
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Soooo I'm gonna sum up what I did in this year (2045). First off, I tied up ZEPHYR and fucked his hoe shay after drugging her. She died in a crash on her way home. Then I tortured ZEPHYR and forced him to tell me all his jokes and I used his jokes to get some real ass bitches. I also got rich off of my jokes and bought this website and renamed it into BESTJOKESEVER. Now all of the jokes on BESTJOKESEVER.COM must be top tier or I will personally come to your house and beat the shit out of you.
Why don’t we just assassinate Putin?
Holy crap my dad was on holy crap
I come from the future
Come to if you agree #ashtonparksfromthefuture should shut up
I meant bluey thanks stupid auto correct
i just really want to be with you
Hi no ever responds to me except blurry thank you
sup hoes
Hi everyone, I have a serious question: how many beach balls you you eat each day?
How is every one today?
a song from my moms funeral
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jkvjx9CCdRo
she was a police oficer
https://gofund.me/304bebef
please donate we lost them to an axadent
Hi.
Hi hi hi hi hi hi
i ment i will do anything for you even to be with you if you know what i mean by that or not i just want you to know that
shay