I refused to be controlled by the calendar, MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!

(DEMONIC VOICE) ALRIGHT I'VE HAD IT ENOUGH!!!!!! THESE FAKERS WON'T FUCK OFF STOP GETTING OFF MY FUCKING DICK!!!!! INSTEAD OF USING "DARK RAPBOAT" ACCOUNT, I RATHER USE THIS ONE!!!!!!!!!!! THE BETTER ONE, AND LESS PUSSIER ONE!!!!!! I HAVE BEEN RETURNED AGAIN BECAUSE THESE FAKERS KEEPS SAYING SOME BULLSHIT AND THINKING THAT IM GAY!!!! I'M NOT GAY!!!!! I WILL FINISH OFF OF THESE FAGS ONCE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M SO SUPER FUCKING M-M-M-MAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so there is this guy, let's call him snape. snape is eggman (my crush)'s bestie, and there is something... suspicious about him. there was this one time he said i had the biggest asian eyes, when it is clearly my bully's brother. I personally think my eyes are pretty small, and definetely smaller than my bully's brother's. I have no idea why snape is rooting for someone that is not his friend. plz lmk if this sus