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Boys and girls, itโ€™s nighty-night time! Happy Jake the clown has a nursery rhyme :)

Itโ€™s about the boogie woogie man, keep your light on as long as you can. โ€˜Cause when it cuts off, so does your head! Boogie woogie woogie waits under your bed with a shank, splah! Up through the bottom! Little Jimmy Jimmy? GOT โ€˜EM!

Lack of members = lack of ad revenue to keep this site running The only reason this site was alive was because people could post dark humor and say what they wanted freely With that gone old members are gone too meaning the site will die use internet archive to save the old jokes before the site is inevitably deleted

Yall help like my friends keep saying they catching fletcher stare at me nd I've seen him look over at me a few times like yall-

When you first see an okapi, you might think it's related to a horse or a zebra. Its body and neck are horse-like, and its legs have black-and-white stripes like a zebra does. But the okapi is not related to a horse or a zebra; its closest relative is actually the giraffe. In fact, okapis are sometimes called forest giraffes, since they live mainly in the rain forests of central Africa. An okapi's relationship to a gโ€ฆ Read more

You guys are very annyoing and degenerates as well for keep yapping for like 3 fucking hours.

Guys I js found out but apparently Newjeans & Ive got a black ocean! ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ If u ever go to a concert PLEASE do not do this. They keep it cool but it obviously affects them. If ur a k-pop stan please continue supporting them! ๐Ÿ˜ขโค

Yo, what's crackalakin my nigga? This ya boy EDP445, voice of the streets, and I gotta set the record straight. Now, some haters out there tryna paint me as the villain, but I'm here to spit truth straight from my soul. So, lemme address these allegations and justify that I ain't done no wrong.

First off, these accusations don't hold no weight. People sayin' I did this or that, but where's the proof? I'm innocent tiโ€ฆ Read more

There exists a world that you can only reach between 3:30 and 3:33 am, before you travel I must advise you of a few rules,

Rule #1. No matter how lovely they are Do not pick the flowers If you do, youโ€™ll never get rid of them.

rule #2. If you see a tall man with no face Just keep walking. Whatever you do, do not stop to look at him.

rule #3. If someone offers you tea, politely decline and keep walking, if they follow you Run. Anything is better than drinking the tea.

and rule #4, The most important of them all. Wear a watch at all times, Time is weird there and if you donโ€™t have a clock on you time will warp into Nothingness and you wonโ€™t know when to leave.

thats all, safe travels

Yo, what's crackalakin my nigga? This ya boy EDP445, voice of the streets, and I gotta set the record straight. Now, some haters out there tryna paint me as the villain, but I'm here to spit truth straight from my soul. So, lemme address these allegations and justify that I ain't done no wrong.

First off, these accusations don't hold no weight. People sayin' I did this or that, but where's the proof? I'm innocent tiโ€ฆ Read more

Never, Mag.lo (feat O_Super) Turbulence (Turbulence) Is more than mere disturbances Helps you learn to yearn for life To reassess your worth and shit Keep it in (Balance) Try to have a (Good time) Treat yourself and seek some help (And you'll be just fine) Turbulence (Turbulence) Is more than mere disturbances Helps you learn to yearn for life To reassess your worth and shit Keep it in (Balance) Try to have a (Good time) Don't forget to be yourself (And you'll be just fine) I'll be just fine

JAKE WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH U WHY U KEEP TALKING ABT โ€œTikTok aesthetic girlโ€ ARE U DUMB???

Hi I hope you had a good day or you will have a good day. If not Iโ€™m sorry. To anybody who needs a little extra, please go Have a cup of hot chocolate and calm down with a blanket and some music. Go outside and eat a banana take some deep breaths and look at the sky for a bit. Go look in the mirror and tell yourself that you love yourself, you know your worth and that youโ€™re valid. Have a glass of water and go watch Napoleon dynamite. Eat something.

And if nobody told you today, good morning, sweet dreams, I love you, Iโ€™m proud of you, keep going.

in order for the germans to stop coming here, i told them to not come back here. i really hope they will listen. and whatever u guys did i said sorry for them. so please, if they ever comeback dont talk to them ignore them please. its really annoying how almost everyday theres arguing in this site and its ridiculous. so whenever they come back leave them alone, and maybe they will also leave u guys be since i told them to never come back here to avoid chaos. thats all i gotta say and ill keep u guys updated on what they said.

Are you gonna let me in? Hello? Hello?" 2:45 and the bell went off, thank God Many people think I'm odd But I talk with no one and I walk alone And I avoid sunlight with a chalky tone I get home and I don't say hi, it ain't no one there I don't care, I walk in and go right up the stairs To my room, get in bed, and just wait for dark Because that's when the real show starts Tap, tap on the glass go the piece of ass Soโ€ฆ Read more