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Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld

NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yellow, black. Y… Read more

after my situation that went down, i keep constantly bugging people ik to talk to and call me and i wanna give them their space but then i get more sad and overthink, what can i do to help distract and isolate myself while being in a good mood?

Time for a fucked up story with DP! We start our story with a 2 year old child, his parents divorce and obviously split custody. The mom gets him sometimes and the dad gets him sometimes. Seems fine right? Fast forward and now the child is 8, still the same thing, back and fourth between the two parents, UNTIL..the Dad figured out that whenever the child is with the Mom, the Mom dresses him up like a girl and calls h… Read more

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Hi guys,

I am saying it here, because there is no space that I can vent to, since literally people in my friend group are uncomfortable with me venting, even though it is normal.

It is the fourth day of school, and I feel like I am the cause of my friend group being disconnected. I have this one friend, let's call her friend A. This friend A and another friend (friend B), who seems to be friend A's best friend. Fri… Read more

I have seen the whole opal drama, and here is my opinion on it.

Even though she may have done some bad things, she regrets it, and is working on being a better person. As she said, she has anxiety and ADHD, and some ppl just cram hate on her telling her to "kill [herself]" and asking the mods and Matt to ban her. I can relate to this, because I have been in these situations before at school, and I struggled to fix t… Read more

IF KIDS SHOWS WERE BRUTALLY HONEST (Part 1)

Guess what these are (I hate the first one btw but the second one is my childhood)

"I have a whole lotta dogs but I only need like three of them and the rest are practically useless" "I have to keep helping my owner because he is a failure and I wish his great grandson didn't give me to him"

Boys and girls, it’s nighty-night time! Happy Jake the clown has a nursery rhyme :)

It’s about the boogie woogie man, keep your light on as long as you can. ‘Cause when it cuts off, so does your head! Boogie woogie woogie waits under your bed with a shank, splah! Up through the bottom! Little Jimmy Jimmy? GOT ‘EM!

Lack of members = lack of ad revenue to keep this site running The only reason this site was alive was because people could post dark humor and say what they wanted freely With that gone old members are gone too meaning the site will die use internet archive to save the old jokes before the site is inevitably deleted

Yall help like my friends keep saying they catching fletcher stare at me nd I've seen him look over at me a few times like yall-

When you first see an okapi, you might think it's related to a horse or a zebra. Its body and neck are horse-like, and its legs have black-and-white stripes like a zebra does. But the okapi is not related to a horse or a zebra; its closest relative is actually the giraffe. In fact, okapis are sometimes called forest giraffes, since they live mainly in the rain forests of central Africa. An okapi's relationship to a g… Read more

You guys are very annyoing and degenerates as well for keep yapping for like 3 fucking hours.

Guys I js found out but apparently Newjeans & Ive got a black ocean! 😭😭😭 If u ever go to a concert PLEASE do not do this. They keep it cool but it obviously affects them. If ur a k-pop stan please continue supporting them! 😢❤

Yo, what's crackalakin my nigga? This ya boy EDP445, voice of the streets, and I gotta set the record straight. Now, some haters out there tryna paint me as the villain, but I'm here to spit truth straight from my soul. So, lemme address these allegations and justify that I ain't done no wrong.

First off, these accusations don't hold no weight. People sayin' I did this or that, but where's the proof? I'm innocent ti… Read more