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Alright, so it’s a good thing I didn’t buy yo fuckin’ Jersey. Riley Cooper on some real shit. I was really gonna buy yo Jersey, I had my eyes set on it, man. I always thought of you bein’ a low-key fuckin’ beast, okay, fuckin’ monster, fuckin’ hog, fuckin’ ball out of control, okay? But as you guys know man Riley Cooper, he came out and used the word [EXPUNGED], okay? Now, I understand that he was drunk at a fuckin’ … Read more

I have a friend whose little sister has stage four cancer. and I’m doing everything I can to support her. but she’s being really mean and judgy, and overall really really horrible towards me, and Idk what to do about it. she treats all of our other friends fine but for me. should I tell her that the way she’s treating me is not ok? or should It let it slide. pls help!

Soooo I'm gonna sum up what I did in this year (2045). First off, I tied up ZEPHYR and fucked his hoe shay after drugging her. She died in a crash on her way home. Then I tortured ZEPHYR and forced him to tell me all his jokes and I used his jokes to get some real ass bitches. I also got rich off of my jokes and bought this website and renamed it into BESTJOKESEVER. Now all of the jokes on BESTJOKESEVER.COM must be top tier or I will personally come to your house and beat the shit out of you.

when i post this and you see it yell poopat the top of your lungs (dont worry you wont get in truble)(:

Just found this I don't understand it tho: Jake and shaylie are the same person https://worstjokesever.com/@jake read the thread

great even more pedos and people who never seen women so it must be fake so sad

https://i.imgur.com/Q8YNt.jpg

Check out this image, its pretty funny. Every word of it is true.

God loves all, no matter your race wealth. If you are of mixed races or not god loves you.

Pronouns are dumb af, ur either a male or female thats it, comes down to the chromosomes people

I set the scene like the DOP Every detail deliberately paced, that's my OCD Action guaranteed Direct or indirect, dumb shit That stimulates the intellect Standard Procedures a tantamount to surgery Layered like baklava, eyes like burgundy Red like my mindset is Marxist, artist Brimstone rockin' with the Doctor in his Tardis Goners with the Michelin finesse Overheads 'cos listeners are listenin' for less Hardwork, you… Read more

Veronica Open the, open the door, please Veronica, open the door Veronica, can we not fight anymore, please? Can we not fight anymore? Veronica, sure, you're scared I've been there, I can set you free Veronica, don't make me come in there I'm gonna count to three One, two, fuck it Ah No, God, no, Veronica Please don't leave me alone You were all I could trust I can't do this alone

It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.