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new pic new whip new day new life, this days gonna be good

if you keep posting stuff about the Haley things its just gonna keep going lets stop and chill and look at the memes

so uknow how i said if someone told me that my bf is gross i was gonna lose my shit? well im suspended now :/

Stop this bullshit. Let's go back to writing jokes and commenting funny things. Also, don't comment on this post. You're gonna start some of nonsense.

This is completely a waist of time, but worth it at the same time.

*Dad's sitting on the couch reading news paper when wife walks in*

Husband: "This music.. Is the final boss coming? Or worse.. It's my wife..."

Wife: "You jobless monkey... Money to pay bills doesn't grow on tree's"

Husband: "Well it's no my fault.. And I was born poor *Over it* If I was son of Bill Gates I'd bathe in money.."

Wife: "First go batā€¦ Read more

Hey! I wanted to thank you all for all the likes! Really makes my day! Anyways, I have some helpful things you could do if your feeling mad, sad, ect! Hope this helps <3

Angry:

Push a wall, maybe you're thinking it's something you want to push. It releases the negativity that you might be feeling.

Once you've calmed down, maybe tell a friend or parent your concerns. You could also go to support, Hailey my friend ā€¦ Read more

Does anyone here speak either Italian or Indonesian? If so, what's easier? Those are my options for languages in high school, probably gonna do Italian.

(I expect this to be a fully fledged story by the time I check back)

ALRIGHT homies weā€™re gonna do a thing! Iā€™ll write a sentence, then everyone else continue the story in the comments. ONE SENTENCE AT A TIME!!!

Youā€™re welcome to do as many as you want, but wait for at least one person to add to it before you do. Anything goes, so you can literally make the next sentence WHATEVER you want (as long as it makes some sense with the story). Have fun!

Hereā€™s how it starts: ā€œLong ago lived a silly turtle, happily living in a pond.ā€

(Reposting cause I wasnā€™t in my acc)

ALRIGHT homies weā€™re gonna do a thing! Iā€™ll write a sentence, then everyone else continue the story in the comments. ONE SENTENCE AT A TIME!!!

Youā€™re welcome to do as many as you want, but wait for at least one person to add to it before you do. Anything goes, so you can literally make the next sentence WHATEVER you want (as long as it makes some sense with the story). Have fun!

Hereā€™s how it starts: ā€œLong ago lived a silly turtle, happily living in a pond.

Wtfff my shit be actin up bro i gotta take a shit for the 2nd time today and its 12:42 bro fuckkkk my stomach feels like shittt omg it came liquidy and its gonna make my fuckj ass itch bro fuckkkkkkkkk fuck fuckfuckduckfuck wtf why does it hurt socmuchhh wtf is goi ig onnn FUCK FUCK FUCKKKKK

Long time no see! How u all? I ain't gonna be on for a while again. šŸ¤  Love u shay

Soooo I'm gonna sum up what I did in this year (2045). First off, I tied up ZEPHYR and fucked his hoe shay after drugging her. She died in a crash on her way home. Then I tortured ZEPHYR and forced him to tell me all his jokes and I used his jokes to get some real ass bitches. I also got rich off of my jokes and bought this website and renamed it into BESTJOKESEVER. Now all of the jokes on BESTJOKESEVER.COM must be top tier or I will personally come to your house and beat the shit out of you.

Veronica Open the, open the door, please Veronica, open the door Veronica, can we not fight anymore, please? Can we not fight anymore? Veronica, sure, you're scared I've been there, I can set you free Veronica, don't make me come in there I'm gonna count to three One, two, fuck it Ah No, God, no, Veronica Please don't leave me alone You were all I could trust I can't do this alone

Bruh this fake Royal is getting on my nerves. I think I'm gonna perform a blood angel on him if he doesn't shut up

Little Johnny Made a platter of cookies for Santa. He was gonna set them out by the milk but his dad never came back with it. He wakes up to find his mom on top of Santa. Santa says Ho ho OH YEAH!

Alright, so itā€™s a good thing I didnā€™t buy yo fuckinā€™ Jersey. Riley Cooper on some real shit. I was really gonna buy yo Jersey, I had my eyes set on it, man. I always thought of you beinā€™ a low-key fuckinā€™ beast, okay, fuckinā€™ monster, fuckinā€™ hog, fuckinā€™ ball out of control, okay? But as you guys know man Riley Cooper, he came out and used the word [EXPUNGED], okay? Now, I understand that he was drunk at a fuckinā€™ ā€¦ Read more