Im gonna fucking kms, why? THIS- bro im crying rn (not as a joke) here is the email I sent my mom
Uhm, remember when I gave your number to my friend? so when I pass my classes I can go over to their house? They had their number in their backpack pocket, and they were like "ADDISON IM GONNA CALL YOUR MOM" I freaked out, and I don't wanna get in trouble, so I'm apologizing now, instead of waiting until get home, and they called you about planned pregnancy, and I took the phone out of their hands and tried hanging up, but it didn't work, and I'm sorry. please don't me mad.
and I'm crying so hard rn ima kms
Kai :)
and she said: Ok, well since your friend wants to be funny. I am going to call the school and let them know that she wants to call people while they are working and in meetings. I answered the phone thinking it was for.you from school and I just got in trouble because your friend thought she was going to be funny.
2nd off, it's not funny to joke about pregnancy to anyone. There are women out there who want to have children and can't. They have to struggle everyday knowing they will never see a positive pregnancy test.
Don't be surprised if you have to go to the office and talk to someone about this.
Kai :)
and then i said: oh- ok..uhm, thats fine : ) well im sorry you got in trouble, I wont be friends with them anymore.
God Pt.2
?
Kai :)
and then she said: That is your call to be friends with them or not but prank calling someone like already so bad signs of someone's character. I did call the school to let them know what happened...will anyone get in trouble idk but you better not ever give my number to anyone else ever again.
Better hope they don't give my # to anyone else.
God Pt.2
Bro I don’t even know u
Kai :)
ima crying
Kai :)
i wasnt even directing it towards you
Kai :)
so wth r u commenting on thsi if you don't even talk to me
God Pt.2
Ever heard of dm’s?
Kai :)
not on here stupid.
God Pt.2
Use ur phone stupid it comes with messages built in
Kai :)
i dont have my phone
Anonymous
Chill guys
God Pt.2
Using a pc or something
Kai :)
where, exactly are the dm's, sir? could u FUCKING DIRECT ME. There are no dm's on here dipshit, and sometimes, I just need to vent. and there is absolutely nothing wrong with that, now is there? the answer is- NO there is nothing wrong with that, you can be on you little merry way now. ta ta.
Anonymous
On my phone
God Pt.2
Stfu
God Pt.2
Get a dam phone that works
Anonymous
Stfu both of you
God Pt.2
No u
Anonymous
Stop this bullshit
Anonymous
It’s useless
Anonymous
Be a bit more mature
God Pt.2
Exactly
Kai :)
well, its not fucking fault, sometimes i just need to vent when I need to, then this shit comes in here and ruins my day some more
God Pt.2
I have a test gtg
Kai :)
idfk
God Pt.2
Well don’t post it
Kai :)
IDFC STFU LEAVE ME ALONE
God Pt.2
Why would they call ur mom or whoever
Kai :)
bc they r stupid asf
God Pt.2
But like what did u do
God Pt.2
I get it snitches don’t get bitches
Kai :)
w h a
God Pt.2
Snitches don’t get bitches Don’t be a snitch
Kai :)
i didnt do anything, i just knew my mom heard me crying, and she said my name so I emailed her saying sorry
Kai :)
also i do get bitches, thank you very much
God Pt.2
Ok as long as ur not a snitch
Kai :)
im not, the last time i snitched was in like 3rd grade and a kid beat me up lmao
God Pt.2
Lmao ig u learned ur lesson
Kai :)
bro fr
God Pt.2
Gtg 4 a sec
Anonymous
Stfu guys can you not be nice to each other?
God Pt.2
Were u just watching the whole fucking time
Anonymous
You guys fight like 2nd graders
Anonymous
No I wasn’t I just came back and I read everything
God Pt.2
U have the brain of a second grader
God Pt.2
Oh ok that felt concerning
Anonymous
Castor you don’t really have to write this shit on a jokes website and expect some people to care I’m not talking about myself I’m talking about people like God Pt. 2
God Pt.2
It’s all good now but evil dagger’s right I came here 4 jokes
Kai :)
i know i just need to vent sometimes, and no one else is listening so
Anonymous
Yeah we don’t come to Community to read sob stories no offence we just come here for a good time and to bully anons lmao
Anonymous
I get that but not in community
God Pt.2
Last part is so true
Anonymous
I care and I would talk to you but it ruins the vibe on community
God Pt.2
And what is that part about pregnancy Like how old r u
Anonymous
Back on my computer.
God Pt.2
Ok
Linton
Hi
Anonymous
Yeah, Castor how old are you?
Linton
I'm new here
Anonymous
Hello.
Linton
Dagger wassup bro
God Pt.2
Sup dagger and linton
Linton
I'm horny wbu God pt2
Anonymous
What's good my guy/girl.
Anonymous
WTF.
God Pt.2
Bruh
Linton
Yeah
God Pt.2
I’m not horny
Anonymous
Fuck your mom then.
Anonymous
Oh wait she dead.
Linton
I'm horny
God Pt.2
Roses r red violets r blue shriek thought he was ugly until he saw u
God Pt.2
Shrek
Kai :)
im 14 and i didnt say anything about the pregnancy part this was all my dumbass friends
Linton
In short Life sucks.
Kai :)
yeah no shit sherlock
《 rmk 》
hey castor, it is okay. your parents are fucking dicks
《 rmk 》
you have so much to live for after you move out of your house
Kai :)
ik- but like i only have 4 years till I'm 18 and moving out. and I'm kinda scared tbh