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It’s time for me to leave this website once and for all. No, I’m not going to come back to the website for a while, (I’m trying one year) and it’s because I’m not doing well and ruining you guys’s experiences on this website. I’m sorry for everything i’ve ever done, being other people wasn’t cool and I have no excuses. My main apologies go to Matt, Ethan, and Jake who had to deal with my ass. I’m SO sorry to hurt yo… Read more

Alright FOR STARTERS, let me explain and tell everyone the truth here about me and Jake breaking up. I'll confirm what’s fake and what's not, starting with the first rumor. The rumors about me and Jake breaking up are true. We broke up about a month ago, due to personal reasons that were going on with Jake and slowly drifting apart. The reason I didn't tell anyone about me and him not being together anymore, was be… Read more

i’m sorry for all the pain i caused everyone today. there is ZERO excuse for my actions. i’ll just go now. i’ll just be gone. not just on wje but forever. goodbye. amy kayla everyone i am sorry

Shut up boy you look like a velociraptor in a clogged toilet bowl! Bruh you look like an off brand Ben 10 character! Nah you ain’t Ben 10 you Steven 9! Get yo ass back boy, you look like you got expelled for barking at yo lunch lady! Shut yo ass up boy, you ain’t from Jurassic Park, you came from the prehistoric playground! Get yo ass out boy you like Clifford the big red dog’s fossil! Boy what are you talking about … Read more

I just wanted to apologize for EVERYTHING to EVERYONE i have no excuses im just sorry I love this site SM n i really hope i canstart over Ik ivemessed up badly but ive done everything to change Also im on xbox sorry i didn't log into my acc

Wanted to apologize for some shit because apparently I need to chill out (which I do)

I'm sorry for putting my irl issues on others, especially because it just made me angrier. I've always had anger issues and it's something I need to control but currently I don't know how to control it.

Toast, I'm sorry for being such a bad friend/person to you because you don't deserve it. You deserve so much more because you're … Read more

Jake, I'm sorry. I know you didn't rig the vote, and I know its not your fault. I'm sorry I got upset. Madi, I'm also sorry. You'd make a good mod and congratulations. I'm not going to try and make some stupid excuse or play the victim, Im sorry for causing a scene as well. I hope we'll move past that stupid mistake I made though, I'll try WJE for a few days and see if its worth staying. If it isn't worth staying, it was at least worth an apology.

hey guys, i usually don't do posts like this since i dont wanna vent or whatever, but i wanted to talk to yall. not about my medical shit or me feeling ugly cuz korea or whatever its that i recently lost my best friend and i was wondering im in the asshole lmfao aaand i need advice lmfao first off we met in eigth grade and her name, lets call her kim. kim was in a friend group with me, ha rin (haerin on wje) kim was … Read more

Shut up boy you look like a velociraptor in a clogged toilet bowl! Bruh you look like an off brand Ben 10 character! Nah you ain’t Ben 10 you Steven 9! Get yo ass back boy, you look like you got expelled for barking at yo lunch lady! Shut yo ass up boy, you ain’t from Jurassic Park, you came from the prehistoric playground! Get yo ass out boy you like Clifford the big red dog’s fossil! Boy what are you talking about … Read more

New video has been posted to my channel! Check it out if u want, excuse the quality, idk what happened..Oh and I’ll be releasing a new edit soon! Spooky season baby!

Anyone else wanna cry but can't bc someone will see them and ask what's wrong and you'll cry even worse and when you tell them you have to make an excuse only bc your crying for no reason?

Why is this site filled with dumbass little kids and braindead monkey zoomers? This site is supposed to be for adult jokes made by and for respectable, civilized, humans. instead it's filled with twitter-loving consumer algorithm-fried zoomers and children. Fucking ban them already or make a containment site to filter that garbage out, we the community want to see true jokes on the front page, not "IF THIS HITS 69 LI… Read more

This is completely a waist of time, but worth it at the same time.

*Dad's sitting on the couch reading news paper when wife walks in*

Husband: "This music.. Is the final boss coming? Or worse.. It's my wife..."

Wife: "You jobless monkey... Money to pay bills doesn't grow on tree's"

Husband: "Well it's no my fault.. And I was born poor *Over it* If I was son of Bill Gates I'd bathe in money.."

Wife: "First go bat… Read more

Alright, so it’s a good thing I didn’t buy yo fuckin’ Jersey. Riley Cooper on some real shit. I was really gonna buy yo Jersey, I had my eyes set on it, man. I always thought of you bein’ a low-key fuckin’ beast, okay, fuckin’ monster, fuckin’ hog, fuckin’ ball out of control, okay? But as you guys know man Riley Cooper, he came out and used the word [EXPUNGED], okay? Now, I understand that he was drunk at a fuckin’ … Read more