An Apology

indeed

Both of them deserved an apology.

well, i suppose they dont know the post is deleted

Or they yk, have a life.

What is that supposed to mean?

guys wanna see a photo of my basement

sure

is it full of gas?

Yes

they wont be on

here you go

You confuse me woman

like the rest of them

yummy basemnt

heres the other half

13 people on my deleted post

what an honor

thats almost as good as a cleaned revolver

My friends cat had kittens

awh

eat the cat

NO

NO DONT

Protein

let them fend for themselves

teach em young

10/10 eats

The protein value is wild

irdk if I will be coming back to stay tbh..

the fur has a lot of calcium ive heard

WTF

im using that cat as a condom

daddy mal posted this joke

Who

im asumming no one can tell the rest to leave that post?

Also Russia rn

if being sexy was a crime you better lock me up. not because im sexy but because i have 5 dead children in my basement.

ur in russia?

Russian friend 😌🙏

lol

W Joke

no one?

damn

only 5?

its whtvr

But i was habing a jolly good time

what are your views on the death of alexei navalny in a russian prison

Uh yeah about that

There have been complications

why hello jake

Oh

And a lack of communication

putin clearly covered up the real cause of death

And Madi isn’t a mod yet

oh yes

Who?

Ah, damn shame

Wait

what

How come?

why?

why not, dear sir?

She wom

won

WDYM WHO putins largest political rival

should have been ag 😔

It’s complicated

alexei was put in a max security prison

Matt wont reply?

you can trust probanly not dagger

like sergei magnitsky

Fuckk no

Why was he in jail

And who

Well, Ill stalk in wait of my prey

Huh

Im not sure

oh jake

Pretty much

Okk

YUM MYAN READ THIS BOOK

Than when will Madi become mod?

does anyone else know the post is deleted?

There was a whole thing with a poll between the mods, and inactive ones voting

How long is it?

Hopefully soon, I know everyone wants her to be

Yeah..

the version i got is like 460 pages

I see

Hey sorry about how I acted too btw

You acted mature.

I was being immature and stupid

Does it have frequent illustrations and is it in the same font as the diary of a wimpy kid books?

red notice is actually very interesting tho

ah, classic Jake

No, you took it well.

Duly noted tho

Bro what did I do and who are you 😭

being the role model mod

You just did what Madi did, you stood up for your SO.

no its about a russian lawyer who died in captivity and someone trying to get justice for him

Oh

twas a mere compliment

OMG

I want that

Tbh I’m too dying to read that ngl

no its a real story

I want it

and its sad

I

WANT

IT

THEN

GET

IT

personality or feet?

NO

its a good book

Gus

Im sorry if my brash nature made it seem like an insuklt

wsg

GUS

Personality >>>>>>>>

Yea?

I wanna watch a movie

feet>>>>>>>>

Well kirs

Which one?

Kris

the start of it is just ab him setting up a hedge fund

hi natey watey

Oh ty

Skibidi

wjat kris

what big iron

Glaglslvlslzlsla

idk

Ni***@s

EVERYONE

you shouldnt go doing things like that

lol hi

WHATS UR BIGGEST FEARS?

your not the main villain

like what?

Time killing us all

you should know the dangers of your actions

that's..

if your gonna say that might as well just say the full word

nice

like what

Spiders and ding genuine

we arent allowed to anymore

time shall tell

I fear nothing >:)

better for the site

BRO JUST TELL ME WHAT

all i said was personality or feet

Two movies:

only those who belong in small boxes are racist

goddamn

not that

Nope.

Oh ok

big iron do you play assassins creed

Movies will NEVER scare me.

Once or twice i gave it a whirl

oh lol

Hmmmmm

couldnt get into it

terrifier

haven't seen it

Movies will ALWAYS scare me.

do you like hells coming with me by poor mans poisonj

OHH OHH OHH

Yes

May

Say assassins creed without "assins creed"

what?

I am the righteous hand of god

its supposed to make people insane by watching it

the 3rd ones coming out this year

GUS

ass? :o OH MY GOD NOOOOO AAAAAA

CAN WE WATCH IT

Well

terrifiee?

i suppose theres only one more thing too do

yuh

Okk

theres a scene in the second one where art cuts off a dudes dick and balls

.

GUYS YUM MYAN IS AFFRAID OF CORALINE

Adrian gorges

SHUT UP

Am not

NO

there was a deleted scene where he was supposed to make a ballon animal out of them

:(

ARE TOO

Ok well kinda

i am too

Not as much

No one cares for your precens

But still it’s scary

ence

not as much anymore

ITS NOT SCARY

IMAGINE BEING SCARED

OF A FUCKING MOVIE

May

i had to watch it to be allowed to watch stranger things

🤫🧏‍♂️

Bye bye

Cujo

yh?

i would just like to say you have a very lovely singing voice

thats about werewolves

despite what others may say

I love cujo...

werewolves arent scary

Pet semetsry?

you want scary

watch vomit gore slaughter

thank youu

Exactly

heh nope uh never

the entire trilogy

Mmhhhmmhmhmmhm

in the first 10 minutes of the 3rd movie

I ACTUALLY LOVE PET CEMARTY

a pregnant woman gets her stomach cut open

the fetus is ripped out

the dude rapes the fetus

KRISSY

KRIS

spits on it

KRISSSSSSs

puts it in a blender

blends it up

STOP

PLEASE

drinks it

STOP

vomits it up

DIDE WHAT ARE UOI EVEN TSLKING ABOUT

STOPPPPPPPP

and drinks it again

a werid ass movie

🖕

🖕🖕🖕🖕

Which one

vomit slaughter girls

🤫

Can u choose a movie for us to watch

the 3rd one

🧏‍♂️

i havent seen it

i refuse to believe that the people who made it are sane

hehehheh

well

people just make stuff like that

its basically two girls one cup with extra steps

worstjokesever.com/2/65e7cf83fab39540bfd0e4a3.jpg

smash

Shit shit

ah, the ag classic

Fuck

Mmmdndd ffd there’s liek Terrifier, Chernobyl, Saw maybe, the Lego Movie 2 and idk jahrhehehe

Shitty me

8 mile

look

uh no no no nd no

if you had

one shot

and one oppurtunity

to seize anything you wanted

woudl you capture?

Bro

what seize

his palms are sweaty

Your not eminem

knees weak arms are heavy

therre vomit on his sweater already moms spaghetti

GUS

wannabee asian

choose a movie

bitchtard

8 mile

or I'ma make u watch js non stop gore

notchu

how about twd

its a show but

AH NO FUCK OH MY GOD NO I WILL NO NOT NO AH

Well hello there 8 people

SHIT

CHOOSE

A

MVIE

The little rascals

:D

you guys should watch the truman show

Oooo

its free on youtube'

God ily

I well say the loudest n word ever

Will

Intro Look, if you had one shot or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted in one moment Would you capture it, or just let it slip? Yo Verse 1 His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There’s vomit on his sweater already, mom’s spaghetti He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud He opens his mouth, but the words won’t come out He’s choking, how? Everybody’s joking now The clock’s run out, time’s up, over, blaow Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope There goes Rabbit, he choked, he’s so mad but he won’t Give up that easy, no, he won’t have it, he knows His whole back’s to these ropes, it don’t matter, he’s dope He knows that but he’s broke, he’s so stagnant, he knows When he goes back to this mobile home, that’s when it’s Back to the lab again, yo, this old rhapsody Better go capture this moment and hope it don’t pass him, and Chorus You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (Go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (Go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better…

Verse 2 His soul’s escaping through this hole that is gaping This world is mine for the taking, make me king As we move toward a new world order A normal life is boring, but superstardom’s Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder Homie grows hotter, he blows, it’s all over These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows He’s known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads God only knows, he’s grown farther from home, he’s no father He goes home and barely knows his own daughter But hold your nose, ’cause here goes the cold water These hoes don’t want him no more, he’s cold product They moved on to the next schmoe who flows He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it’s old, partner But the beat goes on, da-da-dom, da-dom, dah-dah, dah-dah Chorus You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (Go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (Go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… Verse 3 No more games, I’ma change what you call rage Tear this motherfuckin’ roof off like two dogs caged I was playin’ in the beginning, the mood all changed I’ve been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage But I kept rhymin’ and stepped right in the next cypher Best believe somebody’s payin’ the Pied Piper All the pain inside amplified by the Fact that I can’t get by with my nine-to- Five and I can’t provide the right type of life for my family ’Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don’t buy diapers And there’s no movie, there’s no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life And these times are so hard, and it’s gettin’ even harder Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter Caught up between bein’ a father and a prima donna Baby mama drama, screamin’ on her, too much for me to wanna Stay in one spot, another day of monotony’s Gotten me to the point I’m like a snail, I’ve got To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot Success is my only motherfuckin’ option, failure’s not Mom, I love you, but this trailer’s got To go, I cannot grow old in Salem’s Lot So here I go, it’s my shot, feet, fail me not This may be the only opportunity that I got Chorus You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (Go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (Go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… Outro You can do anything you set your mind to, man

if you insist

Ive said N word on call sm

smh

Alright...

ilyt <3

howd i know it was you?

fire

🤯

its so good

but uhm no

ah, young love

oh!

its gay love

NNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

well know i just sound like jake

stop supporting it

he is gay..

ag ur sped

im bi

👍

notchu

yum myan is gay

Idc if you’re a guy May just let me cuddle youuuuu and hold you and love you goddamnit

Are you trans then

do yall ever get horny for food?

I AM NOT A GUY

I get hungry yea

NO EW

Hello Jake

NONONNONONONONONOONNONONON

fancy meeting you here

then stop saying I’m gay cuz I only love you

NOOOO

NONONO

i guess you could call that hungry

wrong may

Negawatt

may are you lilys sister

No?

ohh...

fine

why?

Wait may, why do you have a cupcake emoji on your bio

Oh wait..

Don't tell me

Your edp

Candyland.

🤯

just giving out answers?

No I'm not edp.

Its for candyland

yuppers

ag ur jokes are so unfuny

well just give me a second

I didnt asked if there unfunny or not

GUS

bro do i have to go back to my roots

I’m thinking but like what genre do u wanna watch?

What roots

wrell it'll be 11 ina hour..

Plant roots?

so maybe we can js start a show

nd watch an episode a night

Yea that sounds good

well its time for this lone wanderer to rest

^^

goodnight WJE

Okk

Gn

I did not ask if my jokes were funny or not.*

Goodnight

enjoy yourselves

Goodnight

throwback monday

Now your back with grammar police

okokokok

old kris is back

for now

And your former self

Now you are back, with your grammar control.*

check Quotev gus

you may wish to update your bio now good sir

Now you are back with your grammar control, and your former self.*

possibly even remove a section

that comma is unnecessary in that sentence

Never start a sentence with and.

lol ok bye

Okk

I know

i know

Goodbye, you all

nini

Goodbye, friend

Cya big iron

Deceased conversation.

This site is always dead as hell

Because of toxic

And scholar

Stop grammar police on people

i only do it to you bitchtard

cuz i know it makes you mad

Why only me?

and most of the people on this site hate you

?

except for your alts

that's wild

hi natey watey

Not most of the site hates me

wsg

mhmh

ehhhhhhh

They hates me because I'm cool as hell

GUYS

CAN U SCREENSHRE ON KMEET

And that makes them jealous

nah bro dis is going on tiktok

or reddit

yes why

Alright fine

I'm not cool

bro si not da main character

cap

okie

if u SCREENSHRE on kmeet

dose sound work

like can u hear the persons stream?

idk

Why tf I got so much hate from people on this site

Like wtf did I even do?

kk

cuz ur annoying, cringey, and a brat

So?

so

w have a reason to

I changed already

ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Stop being cringe, and annoying

I swear

Listen dude IDK who you are, but you seem really annoying.

Scholar ik it's you

Anonymous

if you referring to that Scholar guys, hes my brother

he went to bed

Your him as a anon

Stop capping

Whats an anon

Anonymous you dummy

Btw I had to go now

bye

...

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bruh

ded

nuh uh

yuh uh

crazy

frfrfr

ded again

lol

yo

wsg

idk, life i guess

wbu