Control Community
Since this site is so FUCKING dead all the time, I have a fun game for y'all to play! Every day, there's going to a poll where YOU guys control what a person named "Jamal" does. Story number 1 is going to be "BBC Bounty: Cartel Craves That N***a Nut".
Before we start, *THIS STORY HAS GRAPHIC CONTENT, DON'T READ IF YOU FIND IT OFFENSIVE (obviously no N-words and they're only censored because of Matt's rule). And hone… Read more
i built a night vision camera wiþ a tv controller and a webcam 😼
some songs just give me anxiety, some things just do, some people. Some popele are bad for me, im bad for some. I do fucked up things, i cant take back. My dad is right. no matter what poeple think, its true. im manulative, im controlling, im obessive, attention seeking. some people see it, others dont. everythgin i do has a reason, weather its a defecne, or not. ill stilll be bad for some pople. im thanfull thes… Read more
(((They))) control WJE, it’s time to expose the truth that everyone’s too afraid to admit. Shut it down!
I am the Boss here
**\[Verse 1]** I make the snacks, I wash the floors, You’re on the couch, still wanting more. They call me names, yeah, let 'em scoff, I wear my badge, I’m better off.
**\[Pre-Chorus]** Don’t need your rules, don’t want your war, I open minds while you keep score. I serve the tea, I take the heat, But I sleep just fine with clean, cold sheets.
**\[Chorus]** So call me a cuck, I don't give a—(what?) Love who I love,… Read more
Mia get your weird ass friend under control I get she likes me probably but keep that thing away from my ass and why did you bet her a dollar if she did tf
how the fuck did rapboat take control of Wje lounge???? wtf???
Once upon a time, there was a girl named Lucy, who was known for one peculiar thing: she could not stop farting. It wasn’t just an occasional squeak or puff—it was a full-on symphony of noises, each more unpredictable than the last.
It all started one Saturday morning when Lucy was helping her mother bake cookies. As they mixed the dough, Lucy felt the pressure building. She tried to hold it in, but the more she foc… Read more
I refused to be controlled by the calendar, MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!
The post made recently by "Anonymous" might possibly be true, I have no control over you guys but I do suggest to stop posting like what was asked, apparently there is some legal charges being pressed agaisnt Matt? So for everyones safety use our alternative websites, Thank you
As a response to what Ihateant... said A lot of what you said is true, I admit that much, I’ve had lots of issue trying to get attention from others, had trouble controlling my temper, and had a god complex, however some of things I said are true, including thinking about unaliving myself in 6th grade, this was because of lots of bullying and just generally struggling with puberty. However, I’ve also been trying to w… Read more
i made a song
Five A.M And I am checking FlightRadar on my iPad, all alone Tracking an Emirates plane that might just pass my home
'Just a plane' People say, but this one's special in a special kinda way 747 fans should probably go away
Hey, what's that plane I hear? Oh, it is coming near
Help me, Help me, Help me, see my favourite aircraft Will Air Traffic Control send it through to my way? Help me, Help me, H… Read more
Coming out of my cage And I've been doing just fine Gotta gotta be down Because I want it all It started out with a kiss How did it end up like this? It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss Now I'm falling asleep And she's calling a cab While he's having a smoke And she's taking a drag Now they're going to bed And my stomach is sick And it's all in my head But she's touching his chest now He takes off her dress now Le… Read more
Hi, I’m new on this site... I-I’m a 30 year old man, and well, I’m, uh... *sniff* I’m a little sensitive... 🥺 Just, just please just bear with me... *gulp* sometimes when I see bad words, i-i-i... *sniffle* I get a little emotional😥 I don’t know... I guess sometimes I just k- I, I... *wipes away tears* I just kinda lose control of my feelings🤷😢 So please just... just be nice, p-please... *starts to tear up again and runs away*
Wanted to apologize for some shit because apparently I need to chill out (which I do)
I'm sorry for putting my irl issues on others, especially because it just made me angrier. I've always had anger issues and it's something I need to control but currently I don't know how to control it.
Toast, I'm sorry for being such a bad friend/person to you because you don't deserve it. You deserve so much more because you're … Read more
Hellloo this post is directly towards Charlie, So Charlie if you see this is directing towards you. First off id like to start off that I dont think its cool that you lash out pointing fingers at everyone and that the votes were not rigged, If you however, took the time and consideration to think "oh maybe I should ask and say my point" like a normal human being would instead of making it a huge thing and saying that… Read more
Agent Stone was racing through Nevada, hot on the tail of the notorious clown known as Sweet Tooth. The twisted ice cream truck crept around the dark alleyways, leaving a trail of destruction in its wake. As Agent Stone rounded the corner, he spotted Sweet Tooth up ahead, revving his engine and preparing to make a swift escape. Determined not to let the criminal get away this time, Stone pressed down on the gas pedal… Read more
Actually, I'll be the all-mighty self-righteous tyrannical dictator of all WJE!
WHO OWNS THE QUOTEBOOK, BECAUSE I WILL FUCKING MURDER YOU. I DON'T WANT YOUR PERMISSION TO DO THINGS ON IT.