Cause Community
Jake, I'm sorry. I know you didn't rig the vote, and I know its not your fault. I'm sorry I got upset. Madi, I'm also sorry. You'd make a good mod and congratulations. I'm not going to try and make some stupid excuse or play the victim, Im sorry for causing a scene as well. I hope we'll move past that stupid mistake I made though, I'll try WJE for a few days and see if its worth staying. If it isn't worth staying, it was at least worth an apology.
PSA ABOUT THE MOD VOTE: NONE OF THE CANDIDATES ARE FINALIZED, STOP CAMPAIGNING CAUSE YOU’RE PROBABLY NOT ON THE BALLOT.
Lock eyes from across the room Down my drink while the rhythms boom Take your hand and skip the names No need here for the silly games Make our way through the smoke and crowd The club is the sky, and I'm on your cloud Move in close as the lasers fly Our bodies touch and the angels cry Leave this place, go back to yours Our lips first touch outside your doors A whole night, what we've got in store Whisper in my ear t… Read more
who here plays just cause
(Requested by Anonymous)
Arthur strolled into camp with a mischievous smirk on his face, his clothes nowhere to be found. Dutch raised an eyebrow at him, his expression a mixture of confusion and annoyance.
"What the hell are you doing, Arthur?" Dutch demanded.
"Just enjoying a little freedom, Dutch," Arthur replied with a chuckle. "Why, are you jealous?"
Dutch glared at him, crossing his arms. "Put some damn clo… Read more
Hello, I am writing to ask a question... Do you guys forgive me? I am actually sorry. I f you forgive me I promise to: Stop alting (I already stopped but ye) Be nicer Not cause any more arguments. :) Have a nice day i guess. :)
Hi guys,
I am saying it here, because there is no space that I can vent to, since literally people in my friend group are uncomfortable with me venting, even though it is normal.
It is the fourth day of school, and I feel like I am the cause of my friend group being disconnected. I have this one friend, let's call her friend A. This friend A and another friend (friend B), who seems to be friend A's best friend. Fri… Read more
I, your name, do solemnly swear Not to off myself, think about offing myself Or continue thinking about offing myself Without reaching out for help after listening to this song Sometimes I see her on the sidewalk, biking on the wet chalk Spelling out their names, and I feel insane 'Cause I know it's just a game that I'm playing with my brain I don't see her, but I see her And I know it isn't real, but I fake it anywa… Read more
guys i might be on tmrw or might now idk but I wont be on after school cause I need go to the hospittle
me waking up at 4:37 am thinking i can get one more hour of sleep than waking up again at 5:34 am dragging myself outtta bed thinking I should pretned to be sick but I don't cause that's stupid than my dad tells me to go back to bed cause we have a snow day nd he didn't bombard me w/ chores>>>>>>>>>>>>
the dumb language dude is so fake cause the world record for most languages spoken is 42
GUYS LOOK ME AND FLAPPY ARE MATCHING (I’m making this post cause she only promised until midnight tonight) https://worstjokesever.com/@flappy
Boys and girls, it’s nighty-night time! Happy Jake the clown has a nursery rhyme :)
It’s about the boogie woogie man, keep your light on as long as you can. ‘Cause when it cuts off, so does your head! Boogie woogie woogie waits under your bed with a shank, splah! Up through the bottom! Little Jimmy Jimmy? GOT ‘EM!
Hello everyone! I guess I'm one of the only people from my friend group who hasn't said their farewell message yet, so I may as well say it now. Even though I haven't gotten the chance to talk to most of you and know each other well, it has been an experience just existing here, I guess. Amazing or not, it was still something. I never really introduced myself either, but if you want to know some little things about m… Read more
Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby Let me know Girl I’m gonna show you how to do it And we start real slow You just put your lips together And you come real close Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby Here we go Go on, girl, you can twerk it Let me see you whistle while you work it I’ma lay back, don’t stop it ‘Cause I love it how you drop it, drop it, drop it on me Now, shorty, let that whistle blow, oh-oh-oh Yeah, baby, make that whistle blow, oh-oh Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby Let me know Girl I’m gonna show you how to do it And we start real slow You just put your lips together And you come real close Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby Here we g
Once upon a time, in a nostalgic corner of the internet, Lynx, an intelligent and wise pigeon, stumbled upon an old website from his childhood called WorstJokesEver. Intrigued by the memories it held, Lynx delved into the realm of terrible jokes and found the website had a community tab.
With mischievous glee, Lynx saw an opportunity to unleash his cruel humor on the unsuspecting members, disregarding the potential … Read more
The True Dagger
It was a chilling night on the Worst Jokes Ever (WJE) forum, where Dagger, the elderly and enigmatic moderator, had caused an atmosphere of fear and unease among the users. Despite his charm and elegant demeanor, Dagger's actions were extremely harsh and brutal towards anyone who crossed his path. His ruthless rampage on the site had left members scarred, traumatized, and yearning for justice. In a d… Read more
Once upon a time, in the vast virtual realm of the internet, there existed a website called Worst Jokes Ever. It was a place where users from all corners of the world shared their most cringe-worthy jokes. But behind the scenes, there lurked a powerful, elderly moderator known only as Dagger.
Dagger was an enigma, stalking the website's virtual alleys like a stealthy alligator. His ban hammer struck with ruthless pr… Read more
Dear the Sanrio/ BTS squad , i would like to inform oa the bunch of you that we are working on community guidlines form. I would like to apologize on the behalf of wade and dagger , they are not in the right zone due to this site not having rules which leads to chaos. So I took it upon myself to fix this website due to corruption and the chaos recently as well with the hatred caused. The racism on here is only natural it happens all the time, happend to me countless of times , but you people need to get used to it. This is from I'm with stupid signing off. -sincerely I'm with stupid
Cause of death: school works