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We should came up with emojis to put in bios for terms like BP person could be: 🐼

★ intro: dankton ★ Let me just grab this, yep, put that there, zap that, grab this here little voice module, insert that, add the bbl and oh, my god, kare-baby, you're back!

★ chorus: karen & dankton ★ Back with a vengeance, a mac got extended More than an os, i am snappin', avengers Back from the dead, bitch i came out the trenches Opps gettin' red, leave 'em dead, like redemption (yeah) Ms paint, paint the block r… Read more

Y'all, I just needed to say. It's obvious that I'm Chxl. It's obvious that I've changed... But I'm so used to everything being like, Someone apologizes and says they changed no one forgives them or even gives them another chance and doesn't believe they changed.. I only made more accounts because I didn't want you guys to deal with me even though you had to. I know I'm not the victim but Idk why I do but I run from … Read more

It's been a little bit more than a week since I last came on here but goddamn there's so much that's happening.

man so sad to see this site dead after the stig, royal, royals-simp girl leave if only they came back and kicked these annoying anonymous asses!

Nah dude why are girls (aka me and other girls I know) just built different when they're on their periods? Because we can be having a normal conversation then someone says something that I don't like then I start to yell at them and then I cry then I just need food and sleep. Like I will go from laughing with you to a whole new person.

(By the way this just came to my mind because its happening to me so that's just fun.)

GENESIS 45 Joseph Makes Himself Known 1Then Joseph could no longer control himself before all his attendants, and he cried out, “Have everyone leave my presence!” So there was no one with Joseph when he made himself known to his brothers. 2And he wept so loudly that the Egyptians heard him, and Pharaoh’s household heard about it. 3Joseph said to his brothers, “I am Joseph! Is my father still living?” But his brothers… Read more

I don't like you, T-Series Nothing personal, kid But I must go all out Just this once Bobs or vegana, whichever will it be? Sit the fuck down, T-Series, I'm here to spill the real tea You tryna dethrone me from spot on number one But you India, you lose, so best think you haven't won When I'm through with you we're gonna be completely fucking done 'Cause we only just begun, I review you, zero, bye bitch, gone So come… Read more

GENESIS 44 A Silver Cup in a Sack 1Now Joseph gave these instructions to the steward of his house: “Fill the men’s sacks with as much food as they can carry, and put each man’s silver in the mouth of his sack. 2Then put my cup, the silver one, in the mouth of the youngest one’s sack, along with the silver for his grain.” And he did as Joseph said. 3As morning dawned, the men were sent on their way with their donkeys.… Read more

A man walks into a bar and orders three shots. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Well... My oldest son just came out..." The man finishes the shots and leaves the bar. The next day, the man comes back and orders four shots. "What now?" the bartender asks. "My middle son just came out." The man finishes his drinks and leaves. He comes back the next day and orders five shots. "Again?" the bartender asks. "Yeah. My youngest son." He drinks his shots and leaves. The next day, he comes in again. This time, he orders ten shots. "My God! Is there anyone in your family that likes girls??" the bartender asks. "Yeah... My wife." (Repost!)

Hello everyone I am sorry for everything I have done and said I know I was rude and stupid but I am trying to change but I came back to say this I understand that y'all still don't like me but its fine I'm just apologizing and not going to be as annoying

GENESIS 43 Joseph’s Brothers Return to Egypt 1Now the famine was severe in the land. 2And when they had eaten the grain that they had brought from Egypt, their father said to them, “Go again, buy us a little food.” 3But Judah said to him, “The man solemnly warned us, saying, ‘You shall not see my face unless your brother is with you.’ 4If you will send our brother with us, we will go down and buy you food. 5But if yo… Read more

GENESIS 42 Joseph’s Brothers Go to Egypt 1When Jacob learned that there was grain for sale in Egypt, he said to his sons, “Why do you look at one another?” 2And he said, “Behold, I have heard that there is grain for sale in Egypt. Go down and buy grain for us there, that we may live and not die.” 3So ten of Joseph’s brothers went down to buy grain in Egypt. 4But Jacob did not send Benjamin, Joseph’s brother, with his… Read more

OMFG MIMI STOP YOURE BEGGING FOR ATTENTION JUST STOP IT'S ANNOYING AND IMMATURE YOU FAKED YOUR OWN DEATH PEOPLE HAVE PROOF YOU CAME BACK AND ARE PRETENDING TO BE A DIFFERENT PERSON AND IT'S NOT YOUR "TWIN SISTER" JUST STOP IT IS ANNOYING AND CHILDISH NO ONE IS GOING TO BELIVE YOU IF YOU LIE YOU ARE TRYING TO MAKE PEOPLE MAD AND HOW YOU ARE ACTING WILL HOPEFULLY GET YOU BANNED.

Hey guys I need help. I'm a new parent and my newborn isn't breathing anymore, I was giving him a bath roughly 3-4 hours ago and left him to do his own thing came back and wasn't breathing anymore what do I do? Please don't sat put him in the micowave because I just tried it for 5-6 minutes with no affect. Please help!

GENESIS 41 Joseph Interprets Pharaoh’s Dreams 1After two whole years, Pharaoh dreamed that he was standing by the Nile, 2and behold, there came up out of the Nile seven cows, attractive and plump, and they fed in the reed grass. 3And behold, seven other cows, ugly and thin, came up out of the Nile after them, and stood by the other cows on the bank of the Nile. 4And the ugly, thin cows ate up the seven attractive, pl… Read more

A.I. generated poem:

I found it in an old book, hidden in a dusty shelf A poem that chilled my blood and made me doubt myself It spoke of ancient horrors, of things that lurk in the dark Of secrets best forgotten, of sins that leave a mark

It had no title or author, no date or place of origin But every word was written with a twisted sense of sin It rhymed with eerie precision, it flowed with dreadful grace It drew… Read more

And God said to Jake, "Come forth and you shall be granted eternal life." But Jake came fifth and won a pan.

GENESIS 40 Joseph Interprets Two Prisoners’ Dreams 1Some time after this, the cupbearer of the king of Egypt and his baker committed an offense against their lord the king of Egypt. 2And Pharaoh was angry with his two officers, the chief cupbearer and the chief baker, 3and he put them in custody in the house of the captain of the guard, in the prison where Joseph was confined. 4The captain of the guard appointed Jose… Read more

GENESIS 39 Joseph and Potiphar’s Wife 1Now Joseph had been brought down to Egypt, and Potiphar, an officer of Pharaoh, the captain of the guard, an Egyptian, had bought him from the Ishmaelites who had brought him down there. 2The Lord was with Joseph, and he became a successful man, and he was in the house of his Egyptian master. 3His master saw that the Lord was with him and that the Lord caused all that he did to … Read more