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THE JONKLER REQUESTS THE CIVILLIANS OF WORSTJOKESEVER.COM DO A CALL VIA ZOOM OR KMEET, MAKE A LINK OR DRAKE IS GONNA COME FOR YOU! PSHHHPSHHH WHY SO SERIOUS HEEHEHHEHEHE

Shut up boy you look like a velociraptor in a clogged toilet bowl! Bruh you look like an off brand Ben 10 character! Nah you ain’t Ben 10 you Steven 9! Get yo ass back boy, you look like you got expelled for barking at yo lunch lady! Shut yo ass up boy, you ain’t from Jurassic Park, you came from the prehistoric playground! Get yo ass out boy you like Clifford the big red dog’s fossil! Boy what are you talking about … Read more

13 years ago, a horrid tragedy struck. A big aluminum tube full of explosive jet full (totally not from the CIA. Totally) decided to ruin Americas day. Big aluminum tube decided to say hi to Big Rectangular Prism #1. People got very scared. Soon, Big Aluminum tube #2 went to say hi to Rectangular Prism #1's twin, Rectangular prism #2 at a funny angle for the memes. And then Big Aluminum tube #3 went to say hello to i… Read more

Hi! I'm going to make an introduction My name is CatLettuce but you can call me CL or Lettuce, I don't really care. I am in high school, my pronouns are they/them and I love vocaloid and funny music!

Ok....so like would i be considered a asshole for calling my "friend" a ho?? ....yk after telling me I'm probably going to break up with my bf, of almost a year now, for my ex. I was already mad to begin with and she just had to keep picking on me and then proceeded to tell me I'm being a bitch for no reason. Logic is gone I guess

Hello, my name is Brenda. Imagine for a second that you’re me: An adult orphan kicked out of foster care at the tender age of 18. No family. No money. No love. Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide from the big bad world suddenly at your feet. Forced to grow-up practically overnight or face homelessness and extreme adversity.

Fucked, in every sense of the world.

Then, imagine, you’re somehow able to beat the odds and get… Read more

I want AG to fuck me. I want him to tie me up so I can only walk on all fours and then for him to stick his cock in my face. I want him to rub it over my face for a solid 10 seconds before sticking it in my mouth. I want him to grab my head and force his cock down my throat repeatedly. Then, I want him to pull out of my mouth and flip me over so I'm facing the ceiling. Then I want him to rub his cock against mine, te… Read more

Well, I guess this is my goodbye until next year. I came on in the beginning of December of 2023, and I'm leaving on the 21st of this month. Overall, except for a few days in February, and the alt witch trials, I have had a whole ton of fun with you guys. From the goofiness of Soopy, to the, um, wisdom of Kris, wje have been one of the funnest things that I have ever been. It's been a blast! But all good things must … Read more

Hello, I have something concerning I need to speak about. I have a called friend named Bassam and we were in love with an anime girl called mitsuri. We made a promise to that we would take turns dating her but we recently go into a fight and he has been keeping her to himself. This has hurt me so much and I hope you guys cam give me advice. I know I shouldn't be bringing this to the public especially on this website, but i urgently need help.

Someone else call this site cringe and make a whole ass post about it I hope you get run over by a semi-truck and crush all your bones cause if your yappin about "oh yall having beef yall should find friends" bitch why do you think half of us are all gone 💀 some of us come on occansionally and others.......well yall are some interesting motherfuckers

cupcake joined our call and admitted to posting explicit photos of her sister. she also posts photos of girls in sexual positions. she also is a zoophile.

GET YO GODDAMN DISCORD SERVER MUTING VERBALLY POLLUTING MENTALLY NON-COMPUTING NO JOB HAVING CAN'T AFFORD A CAR YOU DRIVE A WAGON YOU MAKEUP DOSEN'T COVER UP FOR WHAT YOU LACKING YOUR FATHER'S EXPECTATIONS YOU'RE UNABLE TO SURPASS THEM LOOKING ASS BACK! WHAT THE FUCK IS YOU SAYING BITCH YOU BOUT' UGLY AS HELL BITCH YOU ASKED YOUR BARBER TO GIVE YO FOREHEAD THE SHOWER CURTAIN SPECIAL SHUT YO LITTLE UGLY ASS UP AND BRO… Read more

Dude. I've been lookin at these "wje leaders" or whatever the fuck you call them. They are dumb as fuck dude. That donut person. WTF is wrong with this person? Girl/guy? I think something is wrong UP THERE. Yaknow what I mean.

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Guys is my teacher a pedophile?

So he isn't exactly a teacher, he is more or so an apprentice to my maths teacher. Let's call him Mr. C. Mr. C comes to my math classes on Tuesdays. I sometimes sit by myself in math class, because I want to be fully focused in my work. So Mr. C sees that I am by myself, and sits next to me. We have a casual conversation, and it went fine.

The next week was another casual conversati… Read more