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Alright FOR STARTERS, let me explain and tell everyone the truth here about me and Jake breaking up. I'll confirm what’s fake and what's not, starting with the first rumor. The rumors about me and Jake breaking up are true. We broke up about a month ago, due to personal reasons that were going on with Jake and slowly drifting apart. The reason I didn't tell anyone about me and him not being together anymore, was be… Read more

Dear @matt Incase you have not noticed I recently started a very narcissistic dictatororal cult called Blach Man Cult. To join you must contact me and I'll gove you pfp to use.

But I've went out of my way to make you one before you even ask.

So here you go, my child. It's in the comments and I'd love to see it in action soon.

Love, Your lord and saviour

Ok, I need to make some things straight. This site has gone into chaos because of this stupid stuff that’s been going on, so right now I’m only gonna tell the facts. No stupid false stuff, no fluff, nothing. You guys need to understand what happened. A week ago, I attempted scuicide by overdose via Benadryl and a mix of other random opioids. This was around 7:55 AM EST. I passed out, making a big banging sound, awak… Read more

1944, October 7: An uprising happens in Birkenau, destroying machines that murdered many Jews. 1948, May 14, the UN declares that the Mandatory State of Palestine is replaced by Eretz Yisrael, or, the Land of Israel. On that day, all the surrounding countries launched a ruthless attack, and spawned a wave of minor terror acts. The terror acts grew after the 6-day war in 1967. 1973, October 7: Yom Kippur; On this date… Read more

Bro my head and stomach hurts like hell and I called my dad but he won't take me home

Opal, our friend and community member has been suffering many problems surrounding wje. First off, her mom discovered this site, and felt she needed to 'protect' her from it, and in the process, made a huge split between them. Over the period of Opal not being able to be on, her mom has verbally abused her, assuming that many accounts, including Leo, Ingenious and a large assortment of others, despite obvious evidenc… Read more

THE JONKLER REQUESTS THE CIVILLIANS OF WORSTJOKESEVER.COM DO A CALL VIA ZOOM OR KMEET, MAKE A LINK OR DRAKE IS GONNA COME FOR YOU! PSHHHPSHHH WHY SO SERIOUS HEEHEHHEHEHE

Shut up boy you look like a velociraptor in a clogged toilet bowl! Bruh you look like an off brand Ben 10 character! Nah you ain’t Ben 10 you Steven 9! Get yo ass back boy, you look like you got expelled for barking at yo lunch lady! Shut yo ass up boy, you ain’t from Jurassic Park, you came from the prehistoric playground! Get yo ass out boy you like Clifford the big red dog’s fossil! Boy what are you talking about … Read more

13 years ago, a horrid tragedy struck. A big aluminum tube full of explosive jet full (totally not from the CIA. Totally) decided to ruin Americas day. Big aluminum tube decided to say hi to Big Rectangular Prism #1. People got very scared. Soon, Big Aluminum tube #2 went to say hi to Rectangular Prism #1's twin, Rectangular prism #2 at a funny angle for the memes. And then Big Aluminum tube #3 went to say hello to i… Read more

Hi! I'm going to make an introduction My name is CatLettuce but you can call me CL or Lettuce, I don't really care. I am in high school, my pronouns are they/them and I love vocaloid and funny music!

Ok....so like would i be considered a asshole for calling my "friend" a ho?? ....yk after telling me I'm probably going to break up with my bf, of almost a year now, for my ex. I was already mad to begin with and she just had to keep picking on me and then proceeded to tell me I'm being a bitch for no reason. Logic is gone I guess

Hello, my name is Brenda. Imagine for a second that you’re me: An adult orphan kicked out of foster care at the tender age of 18. No family. No money. No love. Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide from the big bad world suddenly at your feet. Forced to grow-up practically overnight or face homelessness and extreme adversity.

Fucked, in every sense of the world.

Then, imagine, you’re somehow able to beat the odds and get… Read more

I want AG to fuck me. I want him to tie me up so I can only walk on all fours and then for him to stick his cock in my face. I want him to rub it over my face for a solid 10 seconds before sticking it in my mouth. I want him to grab my head and force his cock down my throat repeatedly. Then, I want him to pull out of my mouth and flip me over so I'm facing the ceiling. Then I want him to rub his cock against mine, te… Read more

Well, I guess this is my goodbye until next year. I came on in the beginning of December of 2023, and I'm leaving on the 21st of this month. Overall, except for a few days in February, and the alt witch trials, I have had a whole ton of fun with you guys. From the goofiness of Soopy, to the, um, wisdom of Kris, wje have been one of the funnest things that I have ever been. It's been a blast! But all good things must … Read more

Hello, I have something concerning I need to speak about. I have a called friend named Bassam and we were in love with an anime girl called mitsuri. We made a promise to that we would take turns dating her but we recently go into a fight and he has been keeping her to himself. This has hurt me so much and I hope you guys cam give me advice. I know I shouldn't be bringing this to the public especially on this website, but i urgently need help.