Brain Community
Hello. Iām the owner of Tesla, SpaceX, The Boring Company, and a lot more. Iām also the owner of Twitter. Iām also the soon-to-be ruler of Mars. Iām the smartest person in the world, and Iām also a real-life Tony Stark. And, by far, the most handsome man alive. At least 20x better looking than Brad Pitt or George Clooney. And at least 500x better looking than Leonardo DiCaprio. All that being said... I still wish I wā¦ Read more
Prologue + chapter one. Is it all a dream? Charlie knight Thank you to my Editor, Agustas. Is it all a Dream? Charlie Knight Introduction
I remember when I first died. I have no idea how this dream became a reality. Is it a reality?
I was running from something... Something evil, but from what? It was hard to remember. Struggling, I kept running. Soon the hall came to an end. Quickly, I ran into a room, diving ā¦ Read more
Finna shave this niggas hair in his sleep, maybe it'll give him common sense, since allat hair is blocking his brain.š
I'm legit in utter disbelief rn my brain can't even process the fact that one of my bbg's died.
Shut up boy you look like a velociraptor in a clogged toilet bowl! Bruh you look like an off brand Ben 10 character! Nah you aināt Ben 10 you Steven 9! Get yo ass back boy, you look like you got expelled for barking at yo lunch lady! Shut yo ass up boy, you aināt from Jurassic Park, you came from the prehistoric playground! Get yo ass out boy you like Clifford the big red dogās fossil! Boy what are you talking about ā¦ Read more
the brain is the only organ to name itself
Attention WJE. This is unnecessary but it just so seems PEOPLE CANāT GET IT THROUGH THEIR BRAIN. āerr errā IS MY CATCHPHRASE AND HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY CATCHPHRASE, I MADE THAT SHIT. IF I CATCH ANY OF YOU HOS USING THIS IN CHAT ITS GONNA BE ON SIGHT. WORLD STAR. I WILL PERSONALLY FIND WHERE YOU LIVE AND PULL UP WITH THE SINALOA CARTEL AND BEATING YOU WITH A CHROMEBOOK CHARGER IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD AT FULL SPEED MAXIMUM EFFICIENCY. Kisses and hugs š¤
Well, if you are reading this you may as well know that this right here is a goodbye letter. I will be leaving the 23rd of this month, I joined In the middle of dec in 2022. My overall experience with this website was awesome I enjoyed every second of it with all of you guys (expect for the bad days) I had a lot of ups and downs on this website with some of yāall BUT other than that yāall were some pretty cool peopleā¦ Read more
Eminem was born on October 17, 1972. His mom had some weird blood-poisoning sickness in her titties, so she couldnāt BREASTFEED him... I guess he just drank normal milk. Eminemās dad left him a young age, so he and his mom lived together by themselves, they moved several times, in FACT, Eminem claimed that he went to 15 shitty schools during his childhood. Believe it or not, Eminem was actually born in MISSOURI, but ā¦ Read more
I was driving, driving to the hospital. I'd only be asleep for a year. Only a year, right? āIt'd be too late to back out nowā I thought to myself. So I just kept driving. Soon the sky went dark, and all cars had headlights. It wasn't much longer until I arrived at St.nicks hospital. Once I finally did, it was definitely too late to back out, so I went inside. I went to dr.Foremanās office. āJackie!ā I heard from beā¦ Read more
color autism
Dear whomever lies eyes upon this,
Without you, this world wouldn't be the same. Many people have many problems, but if you have even just one, you still deserve help for it. Some people have a view on mental health differently than others, but it is important. Every single one of you deserves so much, some won't get it till later in life. You hear things like you're never alone, you aren't. We all havā¦ Read more
I, your name, do solemnly swear Not to off myself, think about offing myself Or continue thinking about offing myself Without reaching out for help after listening to this song Sometimes I see her on the sidewalk, biking on the wet chalk Spelling out their names, and I feel insane 'Cause I know it's just a game that I'm playing with my brain I don't see her, but I see her And I know it isn't real, but I fake it anywaā¦ Read more
The True Dagger
It was a chilling night on the Worst Jokes Ever (WJE) forum, where Dagger, the elderly and enigmatic moderator, had caused an atmosphere of fear and unease among the users. Despite his charm and elegant demeanor, Dagger's actions were extremely harsh and brutal towards anyone who crossed his path. His ruthless rampage on the site had left members scarred, traumatized, and yearning for justice. In a dā¦ Read more
am I the definition of brain rot?
Jeez, Iāve been gone for a little while only to come back to a bunch of brain-dead children. Literally who opened my basement? Who let them out? To all you newcomers, kys. Youāve all got shit-for-brains. Please ingest some botulinum. Youād be us a favour.
Carter Winters after his heartbreak these hoes are the same love there rotting my brain. šš
JAXE! POMNI! WHAT SHOULD THE NEXT ADVENTURE BE? IāM TOO HIGH TO COME UP WITH ONE
I have an incredibly small brain
sorry for this being so random but I need to vent.
im so fucking done with trying, like I genuinely can't take this anymore. I overthink everything. maybe if I was prettier, skinnier, taller, nicer then maybe I would feel enough. the funny thing is that I have to cut in order to feel somewhat alive. I can't get these thoughts out of my head. I'm so fucking good to people yet they do shit that I couldn't even do, just thinking about it makes my brain vomit. atp any day now could be my last with how fucking miserable I am.