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Shut up boy you look like a velociraptor in a clogged toilet bowl! Bruh you look like an off brand Ben 10 character! Nah you ain’t Ben 10 you Steven 9! Get yo ass back boy, you look like you got expelled for barking at yo lunch lady! Shut yo ass up boy, you ain’t from Jurassic Park, you came from the prehistoric playground! Get yo ass out boy you like Clifford the big red dog’s fossil! Boy what are you talking about … Read more

GET YALLS ASSES OVER HERE IS TIME FOR ANOTHER WJE WEEDING JAKE AND DONUT(MADI) EVERYONE IS INVITED * OFFICIATING THE WEEDING IS NANI SO PUT ON YOUR BEST CLOTHES AND GET YALLS ASSES OVER HERE

im from the crip gang yuh you finna be mah opps if you mess with mah shit cuh ima shoot ya ass up you feel me?

Uh oh, and here we go Yeah, that's Mike E. Clark And we're the Insane Clown Posse And this here is the chop chop slide If you heard something similar to this Fuck that, 'cause we the shit Juggalos, what's our signal? Whoop-whoop! That's right! Now what we gonna do is clap four times quickly and bust the signal Whoop-whoop! Whoop-whoop! Yeah, not bad, not bad But let's do it again, some of y'all were a little slow on … Read more

Are you gonna let me in? Hello? Hello?" 2:45 and the bell went off, thank God Many people think I'm odd But I talk with no one and I walk alone And I avoid sunlight with a chalky tone I get home and I don't say hi, it ain't no one there I don't care, I walk in and go right up the stairs To my room, get in bed, and just wait for dark Because that's when the real show starts Tap, tap on the glass go the piece of ass So… Read more

It’s come to my attention some of my buddy chum pals are noticing I’ve been acting “off” lately, just wanted to say don’t worry, I’m FINE. Now that I’ve gotten that out of the way, Ima be on less cause of irl issues, ya boi doesn’t wanna be shipped off to Military School. And other shit. Because life. Don’t worry I’m not leaving, you’re not losing me, I’ll just be on less. I’ll try to be in daily, but less. I’ll ch… Read more

Still writing that long ass story btw, suggestions are GREATLY APPRECIATED!!! So far I have a few arcs:

- The characters join the Cartel - They travel across the desert on a train and meet an inventor - The inventor teleports them to medieval Scotland - They help Scotland win their war for Independence - They sort of kidnap a Scottish girl and teleport back to present-day - She meets her ancestor and he becomes a zo… Read more

My science teacher was being such a retard today he was on my ass for no reason and literally I wasn’t even talking to that bitch when I said why does it look like that (was talking abt a white blood cell) and he said why do u look like that and I said idk why do U look like THAT and he said my dna and I said damn I’d hate to see ur ancestors and he sent me to the office like bitch don’t start stuff u can’t finish

hey anyone wanna..i dunno..not fight? istg if anyone here starts to fight i'll kick your fucking ass

Attention fuckers: im doing some stupid ass project where imma bs the shit out of a story and try to max out the Google Docs character count (~1.02 million). The story will basically be an ongoing adventure that literally does not end, so if you have any suggestion of something to add, whether it be a whole arc or some dumb detail, leave it below and it will probably make it in.