Wedding Invitation

NOT YETTTT

10 minutes!

Jake is my suit good?

8 minutes Jake.

7 minutes now,

Oof-

I’m on a bus rn

Same

HE BETTEER HURRY HIS ASS UP AND DON"T FILL UP THE CHAT WE GOTTA SAVE ROOM FOR THE WEEDING

SHOOSH

The is the reception

Yea

RECEPTION

My damn spelling is fucking me over today

AND THE RECEPTION

😱6 minute left jakey!

OK STOP FUCKING TYPING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh boy

NEVER >:)

Guys where’s the bathroom? I gotta take a big ol shit..

XD

Braden my love shh

It's on the ground

Okie fineeeee

STOPPPPPPPPPPP

Thank you :)

NANI WHERE’S THE BATHROOM

There is none

ITS PAST THE CAKE AND TO THE LEFT

Ofc darling :)

Guess I’ll shit in the punch

WADE NOO

Nobody drinks the punch right? No? Cool

WADE YES >:)

WADE NO

*grabs punch and runs to bathroom*

BRADEN NO SIT

*RUNS AFTER WADE* NOOOOOOOOOO WE NEED THATTT

DUMBASS- GET BACK HERE

*locks door*

MOTHERFUCKER

https://media.tenor.com/ln5FZ0SixssAAAAM/corner-sit.gif

*KICKS DOWN THE DOOR* GIVE ME THE DODAMN PUNCH

GUYS DONT WORRY! I’LL BE QUICK!

*mid-shit* HEEY PRIVACY

XD

GOOD JOB WADE >:}

dude the fucking punch like why

Braden said there was no bathroom

WELL WHATEVER THYIS IS WHY I MADE EXTRA PUNCH

Wait…I’m in the bathroom

OROROR

PFFT

NO SHIT RETARD

WADE IS SHITTING IN THE PUNCH DENI MADE AN EXTRA BOWL

My bad! Want some Shitpunch??

Actually-

NO

BITCH NO

Hit someone in the face with it >:D

Alrighty well I gotta whipe my ass so if you don’t mind…

WHERES THE GROOM

Have fun Wade

BRADEN NO 💀

Great idea! *throws shitpunch at Braden*

It's funny thooooo

ok are yall ready

JAKE THERE ARE TEO MINUTES LEFT

>:(

2 MINUTES

HAHAH! BRADEN IS COVERED IN MY SHIT

*TURN ON RA CHAT PRIEST MODE*

It’s okay bby go wash 🧽

OK SIT YALLS DUMBASSES DOWN AND WE GOT 2 MINS

🥲😭😭😭

*cleans off* alrighty then! Don’t go in the bathroom..

Actually we have less than a minute

I think ima go die in a corner-

It’s the Wedding of Batman and Catwoma- I mean Jake and Madi

30 second specifically

It’s okay bby <33

SIT DOWNNNNNNNN

Braden you smell weird, you should shower

Wade stfu, the timer is up

NO SHIT ASSWIPE

JAKE

🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑

MADI WHERES MY PFP

JAKE DOES MY SUIT LOOK GOOD?

IM GIVING U IT

STOP ME AND MY HUSBAND BY MITSKI IS PLAYING IN MY HEADIHONES RN

Lmao

HOLY SHIT ITS PERFECT

EXACTLY

MUAHAHAHA

This is the best wedding ever, minus the Punch

DONE

ok

yall dont i look beautiful

This is why I brought juice boxes

ITS PERFECT

LOOK HOW YELLOW MY SKIN IS FR <3

Can I piss in those?

OK EVERYONE IN THEIR PLACES RNNNNNNNN

🥲

YEAH SIT DOWN BITCHES

Oh shit yeah it’s starting

WADE SIT DOWN OR YOU WILL HAVE TO LEAVE

Braden you sit in my lap fr fr

I thought I stand

ok *cue the brides madid

*maids

(Where is evryone?)

I have knee problems broski

Dead

OH MY FUCKING GOD

LANGUAGE

ALL OF U

JAKE U BEST BE AT THE FUCKING ALTAR OR ME AND YOU ARE GONNA FIGHT

SIT THE FUCK DOWN

Kill me 🥲💣

THIS IS A WEDDING YOU CRACKER

gimme a second i found snacks

HEHEHEHE

WADE GTFO

ONE MINUTE YALL

NOOOOOO

hurry i need my paycheck

Dang shoulda played call of duty..

I bomb self

JAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET YOUR ASS TO THE FUCKING ALTAR

JAKE WHERE TF U GO BRO!?

Same

Boy if you don’t sit your ass down-

JAKE AS YOUR BEST MAN I DEMAND YOU GET UR ASS UP HERE

https://media.tenor.com/ln5FZ0SixssAAAAM/corner-sit.gif

yall i don't get paid enough for this shit

SORRY IM HERE I DROVE MY FRIEND ACROSS THE STREET

Ikr?

JAKE

HI WHAT DID I MISS

A LOT

😭

WHERE TF IS THE BRIDEEE

❤️

BRUUUUUUH

IM READY

jake if she not here me and you r gonna fight

I'll stay put in the corner 🥲

ok just shush

Braden u want more shitpunch?

No..

wade pls just stfu

Suit yourself *throws remaining shitpunch in random direction*

Cmere bby 💋

*gets on your lap* :)

SUS

SUS

Actually I shouldn’t be talking lmao

MADI U GOT 5 SECONDS TO GET YOUR ASS SO I CAN OFFICIATE THIS GODAMN WEEDING

:>

fr

I was BOUTTA SAY

*checks watch* HMmMmMmNmNnNna

Hehe ^^

Madi you have three minutes left

*praise to god to not slap jake for haveing a runaway bride*

MB I ATE TWO HOTDOGS

NAH NAH WAIT

ok

I WAS HUNGRY

FINALLY

Let’s do this I got somewhere to be

THANK GOD

CUE BRIDE WALKING DOWN THE ISLE

WAIT WHOS GIVING HER AWAY

HI BABY

UHHHH

HI MY LOVE <333

idk

SHES GIVING HERSELF AWAY

fr

GOT SOUNDGARDEN PLAYING RN

OK

SHI HOW IK THIS SHIT AINT FAKE

WHAT ELSE IS ON THE WEDDING SOUNDTRACK

THATS HOW THAT WORKS

THIS WALK DOWN SHIT LOOK SPOOPY

STFUUUU

LITHIUM

Never gonna give you up

PLAU LITHIUM

WADE STFU

My bad

DONUT PLS LET ME GET YOU MARRIED GIRLY POP

so who ma dadday fr

WHO WALKING ME DOWN THE AISLE

Uhhhhh

Bet lets play those eyes by new west

K LITHIUM IS ON RN

MEEEEE

pretend your dad is doing it

SHIT FUCK IT CAS IS MT DAD NOW

SOMEONE WALK HER

LETS GO BESTIE

BET

MODEL WALK FR

Les go

CUE FASHION WEEK BY BRITNEY MASON

ALSO I GOTTA PICK UP MY BROTHER SO LETS BE FAST

k

REAL

ok lets gooooooooooooo

*goofy ass walkin**

-_-

*checks phone* Looks like someone blew up a Dakota

The fuck

MTF READ THE VOWS

hello

TODAY WE ARE HERE TO UNITE JAKE AND DONUT

WHO HAS THE RINGS?

DO I GOTTA READ THE VOWS

i am AnImE BoY

Not me

no stfu jake

UHH

WHERES THE RINGS

HAHA

BUT I HAVE GOOD ONES

JAKE

SH

JAKE DO U TAKE DONUT TO BE YOUR WIFE

*hands the rings*

HELL FUCKING YES

AND DONUT DO U TAKE JAKE TO BE YOUR HUBBY??

YES

100% YES

OK YOU MAY NOW EXCHANGE RINGS

: : : : : : : : : :

💍

slayyy

KISS THE BRIDE TF

banishing I LOVE THE HANDSSS

Nice

😘

MWAH MWAH MWAH

sus

MWAH <333

Congratulations

HELLOOOO

W

P

BOY EW NO THATS MY BESTIE

NOW ON TO THE WEDDDDDDDDDDDINGGGGGGGGGGG RECEPTIONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

PERFECT TIMING WITH MY SONG BRI

*BRO

WOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

LMFAO

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

WHERE THE TACOS

I ATE THEM

🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮

WHICH ONE OF U TOOK THE FAJITAS

You are one

BITCH

I HAVE MORE

Dang

I MADE THOSE

🌯🫔🌮🌯🫔🌯🫔🫔🌯🌮🫔🌯🫔🌮🫔🌮🌯🌯🌮🫔🌮🫔🌯🫔🫔

I HAVE THE TAQUITOS

IK AND THEY WERE GOOD

I HAD TAQUITOS LAST NIGHT

WITH CHEESE SAUCE

yeah😏

OOOO I LOVE TAQUITOS

not rn

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

Gonna give you my taquito fr 😏

YUM YUM

AUHDIUFHUIF

*gets high on cherry wwed*

AYO

cann you spwack germany?

SHE HIGH AS SHIT

jake u want some

NO

CHERRY WEEEED

YUM

CHERRRRRYYYYYY WEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDD 🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁

PINCHE PENDEJA

oh shit

WOOOOOOOOOO

*speack

remember last time LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

JAKE

DROP IT

NOW

FUCK YEAH *SMOKES*

where cann speack german?

🔥💨🚬🍁😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

*gets so high i start lfoatin*

DONT HOG

jake

The German site

*snorts random thing off the ground*

how dare u

NOT SHARE

IM SORRY BABY

U BITCH

CHIMICHANGAS

🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁

ok ._.

BITCH THAT WAS MY WEED

GIMME THT FUCKIN SHIT

oop

ALL FOR YOU

*snorts*

🍁🔥🔥🍁🔥🍁🔥🍁🔥🍁🍁🔥🍁🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🍁🍁🍁🍁🔥🔥🍁🔥🍁🔥🍁🔥🍁🔥🍁🔥🍁🍁

AH SHIT IT BURNS

Eh whatever *snorts more*

*DOES A BACKFLIP*

YALL BITCHES WAS SUPPOSED TO SAY SMTH

WHAT THE FUCK-

CHERRY WEEEEEEDDDDDDDDD

BITCG

OK GOTTA GO PICK UP MY BRO

*hug hug for jakey*

NO

i got some pumkin weed to

*HUG*

MY BABY <333

who wants some

Congrats on getting married

BYE JAKE CONGRATS AGAIN

AHUH AHUH

SURE

HOW LONG

TY TY

*eats chimichanga*

eh jake break her heart ima break you

*smokes cherry weed*

JAKELOVER

YO

*snorts some pumkin weed

Yeah I said I’d find him and rip out his entrails but that works too

This is playing rn

VAGINA?

WTH AIUCCHIUVHIUV

lol

ich bin dann mal weg ^^

WAIT ITS KIND OF A BANGER

No German here, English only

⁻-^

OMG HI JASSY!!!

NO WAY

LEMME LISTEN RQ

ok sorry abi

RY U MISSED THE WEDDING

Shit happened, gotta go bye

BYE WADE

yall

.........NAH LOWKEY IT IS A BANGER

my fucking ex got yelled at bc he played me and another girl and he keep emailing me

OKAY BYE WADEY

IKR

BAHAHAH

LYRICS FR

L fuckin loser kinda fuckin gay ass name is Gavin pretty sure i saw tht hoe on fuckin Grinder

why r men such asssholes?

oop

Some of them just are

not my mans

That’s why I said some

JAKEY DEFINITLY ISNT <333

HES SUPER SWEET

jassy yk this is ry right?

MWAH

ik HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Our mans are like the opposite of an assholes

hes also built diffrent

fr fr

SLIVER IS ALSO A BANGER

YEAH AND HES HOT ASF

yall matthew comeing over td to meet my parents im scared af

HOT ASS GUTIAR PLAYER

GYAT DAM

GSJDGDJDG HEART SHAPED BOX IS ON NOW

JVIVJIUSV LOVE THT SONG

BEST SONGS FOR OUR WEDDING

YES

<33

Moist vagina for the honeymoon 😏

r u gonna do another moon fuck?

IUHCSIHUHVIUV

YES TF

WE MIGHT

MIGHT?

HELL YEAH

BITCH STOP LYIN

ITS A HELL YES

WE *WILL*

better <3

oop

AHIUFUIFHAI

LEGO DUSSY

LEGONER

um im go this is getting weird

STOP SVHUVHUIB

BRICKONER?

AHAHAHUAUH

JAS WAIT

WE JUST KIDDIG

...

CLICK CLACK CLICK CLACK

yeah ima just

JAKE RLY

U PUTTIN THT IMAGE IN HER HEAD

LMFAO

NO ONE WANNA HEAR YOUR LEGO MAKING

*goes to the door and runs like ima a fucking track star

SHES A RUNNER SHES A TRACKSTAR

OOH COME AS YOU ARE IS ON NOW

COME ASS YOU AREEEE ASS U WILLLLL

......................

LOOK AT THOSE MONKEYYYYSSSS

AHIUAHIFUUHUVS IM JKJKJKJKJKJKJK

THATS RACIST

SO IS UR BF

BORDERLINE RACIST

AH WTF

nah

HES SOOOO...........

CUTEEEE......

he looks better now

GOOD FOR HIM HE HAS CLEAR SKIN

the dude was 8 when this shit was taken he's 13 now

IKIK

BUT MAN ..........LETS HOPE HE DIDNT GET UGLIYER

he did

not

.......................

moment of silence

STOP SVHUIBHBUHB

JAKE

MAXIMUM HOLD

UAHUDIH

AY

Huh

yeah ima go

REPEAT THT

I DIDNT SEE

AH-

ITS BEEN 3 DAYS JAKE

🤭

bye have fun on yalls moon fuck

*RUNS LIKE MICHEAL MYERS IS CHASING ME*

HAUHDUHDIHU

RUN GIRL RUNNN

*trips and gets up and runs faster*

nah

...................................

NIRVANA GETTIN MORE AND MORE ILLEGAL

ALSO BBY

MATCHING PROFILES <3

<3

YES

afk

awwww its so cute

i love it slayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

NOW WE MATCH

AGAIN!

YAY <3

BABY

MWAH <3

PLAY SHUT ME UP BYYYY

MINDLESS SELF INDULGENCE

I’ll shut you up 😏

HCIUSUVU

LISTEN TO IT

......

RN

OK

ITS LIKE METAL BUT NOT THE BAD KINDA SCREAMING

MORE LIGHTER BUT STILL GOOD

DAMN THATS A BANGER

RIGHT?

PLAY KEYS MAKE NOSIE

noise*

THT ONES GOOD TOO

HELL YEAH

what did i miss?

we got married <3

and had 15 babies

congrats 3

AND SHIPPED THEM TO CHINA

IM JKJKJK

ima go hangout with matthew for a lil see yall later

HAVE FUN GIRLLL <333

damn i wanna do that too

have fun :)

thats girly pop <333333

thxs bra

JAKEY

HI BABY <3

I NEED HELP WITH MATH AGAIN

OK

UWU CREW

K

Lol

the hell