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Hi guys, I’m back but only for the weekend and maybe Monday as I’ve managed to carve out just enough time in my schedule. Is there anything important that I missed while I was studying?

I can’t stop posting anything related to “500 Miles” by The Proclaimers.

(help)

BUT I WOU-

“You are out, Amy. We will flood the streets. We will overrun the mousetraps, and we will turn this place into a reflection of BP. welcome to ur nightmare, trolls“ You think you got shit on us? You think you can do anything? You think you have power here? Cosmo any BP bastards you bring here will be banned immediately, you aren’t welcome here you foreign fucktards, gay ass pussies.

There exists a world that you can only reach between 3:30 and 3:33 am, before you travel I must advise you of a few rules,

Rule #1. No matter how lovely they are Do not pick the flowers If you do, you’ll never get rid of them.

rule #2. If you see a tall man with no face Just keep walking. Whatever you do, do not stop to look at him.

rule #3. If someone offers you tea, politely decline and keep walking, if they follow you Run. Anything is better than drinking the tea.

and rule #4, The most important of them all. Wear a watch at all times, Time is weird there and if you don’t have a clock on you time will warp into Nothingness and you won’t know when to leave.

thats all, safe travels

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PEOPLE OF THE COMMUNITY! As requested by a very large amount of members, we’re gonna revamp “the rules” and hopefully fix this issue once and for all.

The following statement is a proposal made to all the mods, to which we agreed. Now it is YOUR turn to have a say, cast your votes people! Let’s restore this site to how it used to be!

“That rule about insulting people should only be for the Germans and no one else. … Read more

dont dont even say anything, i am going to pass out and then die, rebirth, then die again and come back as a fucking snail

I LOVE MEGAVERSE JEDNIFJHJIFEIKD

Okay, for all those who are interested in the conflict with the German site, first of all, shut. If it doesn't involve you, don't say anything. If it does involve you, ALSO don't say anything. We have agreed to stay off of each other's sites until tomorrow, when myself and other mods will work on resolving the issue. If you have concerns, message me elsewhere and I will bring it up. Until then, you are all to leave things be and completely disregard the happenings of today and yesterday. Okay?

Are you gonna let me in? Hello? Hello?" 2:45 and the bell went off, thank God Many people think I'm odd But I talk with no one and I walk alone And I avoid sunlight with a chalky tone I get home and I don't say hi, it ain't no one there I don't care, I walk in and go right up the stairs To my room, get in bed, and just wait for dark Because that's when the real show starts Tap, tap on the glass go the piece of ass So… Read more

Everyone, @joe and the hoe got to go is Ashton Parkes. He’s rejoining the site and wants to start doing better, so please treat him as you would any other member. If anything happens, message me directly rather than escalating thing on the site, and I will handle it.

Quick question, well not quick. It’s a thought I had, and it has to do with this website. If I..I dunno vanished. Out of the blue. Or just made a post saying “bye”, or just disappeared. For let’s say...a week and a half? Would any of you really give a shit? Would you try to do anything? Would you wonder if I killed myself and I just have repressed issues I don’t speak about? Because when someone like May or Toby, doe… Read more

A SCARY WJE HORROR STORY ABOUT DAGGER (Part 2) Dagger discreetly entered the run down, filthy house, a vile smell filling his nostrils The eerie silence engulfed him as Dagger stood outside BlackHumorKing's door, his trembling hand gripping his namesake dagger. The door creaked open, revealing the unsuspecting jester within. The bright computer light gave Dagger a good view of the degenerate stealing his thunder. He … Read more

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A SCARY WJE HORROR STORY ABOUT DAGGER Once upon a time, in the depths of the internet, there was a site called WJE - Worst Jokes Ever. It was a place where the darkest and most twisted humor lived, a haven for those who found twisted delight in sharing their morbid sense of amusement. One year prior, a man named Dagger (after his love for the ornate weapons) stumbled upon this sinister community, unbeknownst to him t… Read more

WJE Pokémon Series 1! (Idk if I’ll make a second series, maybe but idk, if you find anything in these cards offensive, stop being sensitive little snowflakes, this is purely for comedic entertainment.)