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yay todays my last day of school

in honor of the old tradition of wje, Imma do a shout-out list thingy Ethan: You're a great fellow mod and a great guy overall to be with, even if you still lie to yourself that you don't like femboys Kayla: You've been a really good person and a great friend and i'm very glad that I got to meet you. (btw, I wonder how many calories Mr. Nibbles is) Hyphen: you're a pretty cool guy. S… Read more

happy 17th birthday Graduation im sure absolutely nothing else important has happened on this date

Today will probably be my last day on this site, on top of it being absolutely dead I think it’s finally time I said goodbye. I want to thank you all for the memories, both good and bad. We had lots of highs but also a lot of lows, but every community does. I know I didn’t get along with everyone and some of us constantly fought or waged war but if I ever wronged you I hope you can forgive me, I don’t want to have an… Read more

Hi @matt, there's a user named @rapboat who's been absolutely trolling the absolute shit out of this fucking website. I am wondering if you can permanentley ban him, and ban all his alternative accounts, such as @rapboat2, @rapboat3, and @rapboat4, and @cheeseburger. Here is why I think he should be perma banned: -He has doxxed many users: He has sent photos and posted photos of may people without their permission s… Read more

RIP JAKE. ABSOLUTE FUCKING LEGEND OF A DUDE. 2022-2024 WE LOVE JAKE SO MUCH AND ON THIS POST SAY YOUR FAVORITE THINGS ABOUT JAKE. HE WAS AN AMAZING MODERATOR AND WE LOVE HIM SO MUCH.

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I'm back....I thought I was done, but I guess the myth is true. You will always return to WJE. Anyway, I don't give 2 shots if you welcome me back or not. I'm going to stay because I can and because I have drama to handle. But no worries, I am always here to annoy the absolute shit out of you. YOU ARE VERY WELCOME ̄\(°_o)/ ̄

—Seth G

guys..i think its absolutely wild that somehow i have 46 ppl following me...i dont even know 46 ppl on here. i love you all sm you guys are all so cool <3

hey, it's leo again. i am sorry for not being on guys, i have been dealing with some things away from the computer screen and i think i'm okay now, but i'm not sure. that's not the point though. i've been just lurking this website for a while, and that's mostly because you guys won't stop attacking me, or just because i am too lazy to get into any of the drama. i just wanted to say some shit about the opal drama, be… Read more

Only a real icp fan understands the absolute want to get out of school at 2:45

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this is the last thing im posting before i leave, for good. it is a kinda of a long page of random shit ive done on WJE and recalling shit because i absolutely positively have no fucking life and i thought this would be funny ok so the first thing is that imma just clear shit up before i go because like theres some shit to clear up mkay first off i just wanna say im sorry if i trolled everyone too far aka being anno… Read more

I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclu… Read more

dear @ jit why are you talking shit and abt my girl? your dumbass is talking down to girls bro that's a low level low especially when your dumbass commenting too much like a fellow ass fucking cunt so go rot in fucking hell you absolutely fat fucking piece of shit that deserves to rot in the boiler room of hell and also that is why you can't pull any bitches including DISCORD E KITTENS YOU SAD FUCKING PUSSY ASS BITCH. - sincerely @imwithstupid

TERRORIST. ABSOLUTELY NOT. ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY NOT. WHY IN 7 FUCKING SHADES OF SHIT WERE YOU LISTENING TO TRAIN WRECK. TRAIN WRECK. ARE YOU EMO NOW? DID NATANYA CURSE YOU? DO I HAVE TO PREFORM A EXORCISM ON YOU? DO I HAVE TO GET MME HOOGSTEEN TO SIT ON YOU? DO I?? WHAT HAVE I DONE TO YOU FOR YOU TO LISTEN TO TRAIN WRECK. WHAT. DO I HAVE TO GET THE WHOLE ENITRE POPULATION OF ITALY TO INVADE UR MF HOUSE? BC IT WILL HAPPEN IF I SEE THAT SHIT AGAIN