Comedy show jokes

So, I was at a stand up comedy show in Russia where the comedian was making fun of Putin. The jokes weren’t that good, but I loved the execution.

What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?

Rolling Loud 🎸🎸

A blind comedian was asked to do stand up for a hospital. No one laughed at his jokes, so he continued to sing, "If you're happy and you know it..."

The room was full of arm amputees.

Why can't disabled people make jokes?

Well, it's called Stand-Up comedy, isn't it?

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of comedy? Stand up.

Is it still stand-up comedy if the comedian doesn't have legs?