Color Vision jokes

She asked:

"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"

A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone.

It’s either really terrible news or really great news.

The happier they get, the less they see.

What turns red, blue then white? The last person that I'd strangle.

Me: Happy birthday! I got you a Rubix cube! Friend: I hate you. Me: Why? Friend: I'm color blind.

I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging.

Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.