Color Vision jokes

She asked:

"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"

I just found out I'm colorblind. It came out of the yellow.

The happier they get, the less they see.

Me: Happy birthday! I got you a Rubix cube! Friend: I hate you. Me: Why? Friend: I'm color blind.

I just found out I'm colorblind. News came out of the purple.

What turns red, blue then white? The last person that I'd strangle.