Color Scheme jokes

The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.

Donald Trump is proud of being white, which is strange, considering he's orange. Makes you wonder why he didn't pull a Michael Jackson and bleach his own skin....

What's both red, white and sometimes purple?

My arms...

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... Until they are flashing behind you!

What turns red, blue then white? The last person that I'd strangle.