Cohabitation jokes

Living

286 views ·

So I was living with a girl for a few weeks, and it was nice until she found out that I was there.

Marriage

1,107 views ·

Marriage is like a deck of cards.

In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond.

By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.

Status

362 views ·

Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.

  • 4