Cohabitation jokes

So I was living with a girl for a few weeks, and it was nice until she found out that I was there.

Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.

When meeting her parents doesn't require you to leave the house.

Marriage is like a deck of cards.

In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond.

By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.

Cousins on the streets means lovers in the sheets. 😂👀

Police: Where do you live?

Me: With my parents.

Police: Where do your parents live?

Me: With me.

Police: Where do you all live?

Me: Together.

Police: Where is your house?

Me: Next to my neighbor.

Police: Where is your neighbor’s house?

Me: If I tell you, you won't believe me.

Police: Tell me.

Me: Next to my house.