Cohabitation jokes
So I was living with a girl for a few weeks, and it was nice until she found out that I was there.
Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.
When meeting her parents doesn't require you to leave the house.
Marriage is like a deck of cards.
In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond.
By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.
Cousins on the streets means lovers in the sheets. 😂👀
Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbor.
Police: Where is your neighbor’s house?
Me: If I tell you, you won't believe me.
Police: Tell me.
Me: Next to my house.