Coffee Grounds jokes

I like my women like my coffee—ground up and frozen.

Coffee has been the grounds of many a heated and strong discussion.

I was making a coffee for my boss and this was the supposed recipe:

1 egg 1 tomato diced bell peppers a bag of sugar sea salt coffee beans rusted nails.

I got fired and spent the next 20 years in prison with a dude named Papa Bear.

I like my woman like I like my coffee: in a big sack on top of a donkey.

I like my coffee like I like my women.

Big tits.