Cockatiel jokes

What's the difference between a rooster and a prostitute?

The rooster says... "cock-a-doodle-doo." The prostitute says... "any cock will do."

Did you know that when pigeons have sex, they die?

Really?

Well, the one I fucked did.

What's the difference between Tyler and a rooster? A rooster says, "cock-a-doodle-doo," Tyler says, "any cock will do."

What do you get when you cross a vacuum and a rooster?

A cock sucker.

My boyfriend told me to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.