Cobweb jokes

I never knew the kid at school had autism. I always just thought he was walking into cobwebs.

What’s pink, rusty, and covered in cobwebs?

Madeline McCann's bike.

Why do bees have sticky hair? They always use honeycombs.

God creating spiders.

God: "Make it have 8 legs." Angel: "Ok? Bit excessive but ok." God: "And 8 eyes." Angel: "You need to calm down and li-" God: "Give it a butt rope!"

I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer.

I saw it through my telescope last night.

What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?

They both have no way home!