Cobweb jokes

I never knew the kid at school had autism. I always just thought he was walking into cobwebs.

What were the webs?

I need more webs and I need more supplies for more webs, how do I make them? With spiders!

What’s pink, rusty, and covered in cobwebs?

Madeline McCann's bike.

What did mommy spider say to baby spider?

You spend too much time on the web.

Where do spiders commit crimes?

The Dark Web.

How do spiders reach the internet?

Through the World Wide Web!