Clock Tower jokes
As a hobby, I started taking walks around the old clock tower.
It's a great way to pass the time.
Guys to wind the clock up?
Glad to present you a wood clock.
https://olegon.ru/clock/
A drunk guy is showing friends his new apartment.
The last stop is the bedroom, where a big brass gong sits next to the bed.
"What's that gong for?" the friend asks him.
"It's not a gong," the drunk replies. "It's a talking clock."
"How does it work?"
The guy picks up a hammer, gives the gong an ear-shattering pound, and steps back.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screams, "For God's sake, you asshole, it's 3:30 in the god damn morning!"
Why did the clock go out to the gazebo? To spend some time out.
I was falling down the stairs at my local clock tower.
I somehow broke more than 206. I broke 342!