Climate Change jokes

Why did the weatherman’s cheeks turn pink?

He saw the climate change.

You used to be someone’s sunshine, but sorry, the climate changed. 😂😂😂😂

I don't have a carbon footprint. I drive everywhere.

How is there evidence of climate change?

The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!

What is the difference between climate change and the greenhouse effect, once a philosopher, twice a sodomite?

In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say it’s their harsh, economic expansion that’s unapologetic to the environment.

My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.

A Texan and an Alaskan walk into a room, and the Alaskan says, "My state is bigger." Then the Texan says, "It won't be when it melts."