Climate Change jokes
Why did the weatherman鈥檚 cheeks turn pink?
He saw the climate change.
You used to be someone鈥檚 sunshine, but sorry, the climate changed. 馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀
I don't have a carbon footprint. I drive everywhere.
How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
What is the difference between climate change and the greenhouse effect, once a philosopher, twice a sodomite?
In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say it鈥檚 their harsh, economic expansion that鈥檚 unapologetic to the environment.
My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.
A Texan and an Alaskan walk into a room, and the Alaskan says, "My state is bigger." Then the Texan says, "It won't be when it melts."