Clergyman

Clergyman Jokes

Exorcism

What’s a reverse exorcism?

It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.

Priest

How do you know you've found a priest? When little Timmy is glued to his crotch.

Politician

If you got a priest, a Rhodes scholar, and a politician in a room, what would you get?

The Royal Commission.

Alternatively, Tony Abbott.

Masturbation

Boy goes to Confession.

Boy: "What are you doing, father?"

Priest: "It's called masturbation and soon you will be doing it."

Boy: "Why do you say that, father?"

Priest: "'Cause my hand is getting tired."