Clearance jokes

Today, I spotted Johnny Depp on the clearance rack at Kmart. Kmart is currently trying to clear its inventory of wife-beaters.

Control tower to Boeing 747, you're clear to land on (said person)'s forehead.

The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.

Woah man, you need to take a step back. Your hairline did, so I am sure you can.

Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby, we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.

Why can't homeless people be gay?

They don't have a closet to get out of.

If you're gonna razor yourself, you might as well have shaving cream.