Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
So you get a new job, and here something about this guy named mike, The next day you go into the office and mike is sitting next to you, with unicorns and Rainbows and stuff, then, a co-worker comes up and says "No one told you mike was gonna be this GGGAAAAYYYYY *clap clap clap clap*".
why could the zombie not clap because it was dead duh
Why couldn't the dinosaur clap, THERE DEAD!