Clap jokes
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
So you get a new job, and here's something about this guy named Mike.
The next day you go into the office and Mike is sitting next to you, with unicorns and rainbows and stuff. Then, a co-worker comes up and says, "No one told you Mike was gonna be this GGGAAAAYYYYY *clap clap clap clap*."
"Lemme clap your girl's booty cheeks, daddy papi."
Why can’t dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Why could the zombie not clap? Because it was dead, duh!
Mathew is gay. Clap.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they are dead.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead!
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
Why couldn't the dinosaur clap? They're dead!