Chip Jokes

What is Stephen Hawkings favourite crisps

Micro chips 😂

There is an upside to being an orphan... every bag of chips is family size

how did you get sally into a blender? -without much resistance how do you get sally out of a blender? -tortilla chips

a man was forced off the Eiffel Tower, but he flew back up. The executionares asked "how'd you do that?" he said, " I had magic chips, here, take some"they eat them, jump off and die.

He asks for more chips, and the guy says "you're a real a**hole when you're drunk superman."

whats red green and slimy and slids down the chipshop window .

abortion of chips

Hey Jonny you can buy a...

Pun o chips at the store

What is Steven Hawkins favourite food? Micro chips

What’s steven hawkings fav food WiFi chips or his shoulder

When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a Megabyte and some micro chips.

What do you call a lazy potato chip? LAYS!

She was only a potato chip manufacturer 's daughter - by she was Frito Lay!

Why can't orphans eat a large bag of chips? Because their family size.

Q:Why did the chip run away? A:His saucy friend tried to jizz on him

What gose with chips.......not your cheese

What is the best thing about being an orphan all bag of chips are family sized

Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?

Because they don’t have a family to share it with 😥

Q: how do you get 10 babies in a trashcan A: With a blender Q: how do you get them out A: chips

What is a lesbian's favorite potato chip flavor?

Porn Cocktail.

how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? a blender. how do you get them out? tortilla chips.

Someone was crushing a bag of chips i said are you making edibles