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17 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A black and white image of a skeleton in a suit and hat, smoking and holding playing cards, with the text "MY BODY IS A MACHINE THAT TURNS POKER CHIPS INTO DIVORCE PAPERS" layered on top of the image.

Snack

40 views · Hollow Knight Beater · 3 years ago

Hollow Knight Meme

A character from Hollow Knight is holding up a bag of Doritos. Several smaller figures, also from Hollow Knight, are excitedly saying "chips!". One small character says "yay!". The text reads: "when dad told you to share snack with your siblings" with a smiling face. Characters are in black and white, while Doritos bag is in color.

Year

8 views · ⭐️🌙✨SUNNA AHMAD✨🌙⭐️ · 3 years ago

Me 6 years ago when I be opening a chip bag :

The image depicts two animated characters. One is a blue figure, and the other is a green tree character. The blue character appears to be struggling with the green tree. The text above the characters reads, "3 year old me trying to get a chip bag open," and the text at the bottom of the image reads, "But... how do you open this thing? It, it won't... budge!"

Tortilla Chip

4 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 2 years ago

I hate it when that happens

Mr. Krabs from Spongebob Squarepants with his mouth wide open and tongue sticking out as if he is in great pain. The text above reads: "When you swallow a tortilla chip and it slowly slices your throat open on the way down."

Man

2 views · Im totally not drunk 2.0 · 2 years ago

As a man can confirm

A toy in its packaging is labeled "Useless Man". It says, "This man contributes absolutely nothing to society! Lazy. Unwashed. Just lies around all day eating chips. Now with clothing!"

Seagull

8 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a news headline about a pensioner killing a seagull for stealing his chip. There are two photos of the pensioner and a drawing depicting the seagull splattered on the wall. Below is the text: "SHOULDN'T OF PINCHED ME CHIP, SIMPLE AS". There are also crying wojak characters.

Bro

2 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A series of blue text bubbles, each one using "bro" as the base for a different nickname. The text bubbles are stacked vertically. They read: "bro", "broski", "brotien", "brosicle", "broseph", "brotastic", "Han Brolo", "Broba Fett", "Brotato Chip", "Bromosexual", "Brohemian Rhapsody".

Government

7 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A meme featuring a menacing skeleton with glowing eyes next to a bag of Lay's Salt & Vinegar chips. The text reads, "The government is trying to put chips in people??? I hope I get Lay's Salt & Vinegar."

Innuendo

65 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 months ago

A photo of several items abandoned together on a retail store shelf: toy handcuffs, a pack of yellow rubber gloves, a Fortnite V-Bucks gift card, a green can of Pringles (Sour Cream & Onion), a bottle of Lubriderm lotion, and a pack of yellow and green sponges. Text overlay reads 'Someone's mother said no' with a broken heart emoji.

Show

19 views · Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

A woman is in a video game. The text reads: "Me in the marvel rivals universe trying to pull the beads out of Luna show 🍑 hole but icy dookie chips keeps tugging me."

Meal

7 views · ADHD autist · 2 years ago

Does my half eaten second last meal yesterday look tasty?

A close-up of a half-eaten can of Pringles Sour Cream & Onion chips. The top of the can is torn and jagged.

Jazz

110 views · Shitpost master-general · 4 months ago

A meme supreme

A shopping cart is filled with three vinyl copies of John Coltrane's "A Love Supreme", a box of white Monster Energy drinks, and a bag of Chile Limón Doritos. A text box at the top says "I'm getting so fucked up tonight".

Question

Cupツ · 1 year ago

oop

On the left, a screenshot of a social media post showing a question "How much is $2 chips?", followed by a comment: "It probably takes you an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes". On the right, a man looks confused.

Man

7 views · Lil’ bro · 1 year ago

A man holding a large, orange, triangular chip. The word "Chip" is written over the image.

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