What is Stephen Hawkings favourite crisps
Micro chips 😂
a man was forced off the Eiffel Tower, but he flew back up. The executionares asked "how'd you do that?" he said, " I had magic chips, here, take some"they eat them, jump off and die.
He asks for more chips, and the guy says "you're a real a**hole when you're drunk superman."
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a Megabyte and some micro chips.
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with 😥
Q: how do you get 10 babies in a trashcan A: With a blender Q: how do you get them out A: chips
how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? a blender. how do you get them out? tortilla chips.