Chip Jokes

Anonymous

What is Stephen Hawkings favourite crisps

Micro chips 😂

Orphan

Anonymous

There is an upside to being an orphan... every bag of chips is family size

Jess

in Sally

how did you get sally into a blender? -without much resistance how do you get sally out of a blender? -tortilla chips

Drunk

Anonymous

a man was forced off the Eiffel Tower, but he flew back up. The executionares asked "how'd you do that?" he said, " I had magic chips, here, take some"they eat them, jump off and die.

He asks for more chips, and the guy says "you're a real a**hole when you're drunk superman."

stanley

whats red green and slimy and slids down the chipshop window .

abortion of chips

Puns

Anonymous

Hey Jonny you can buy a...

Pun o chips at the store

Food

Anonymous

What is Steven Hawkins favourite food? Micro chips

Ben

What’s steven hawkings fav food WiFi chips or his shoulder

Metalblade

When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a Megabyte and some micro chips.

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Anonymous

What do you call a lazy potato chip? LAYS!

Daughter

Anonymous

She was only a potato chip manufacturer 's daughter - by she was Frito Lay!

Orphan

Anonymous

Why can't orphans eat a large bag of chips? Because their family size.

Lil Chip

Q:Why did the chip run away? A:His saucy friend tried to jizz on him

Cheese

Anonymous

What gose with chips.......not your cheese

Jihan

in Orphan

What is the best thing about being an orphan all bag of chips are family sized

Orphan

Anonymous

Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?

Because they don’t have a family to share it with 😥

Baby

Anonymous

Q: how do you get 10 babies in a trashcan A: With a blender Q: how do you get them out A: chips

Potato

Anonymous

What is a lesbian's favorite potato chip flavor?

Porn Cocktail.

Baby

Anonymous

how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? a blender. how do you get them out? tortilla chips.

Bad

Anonymous

Someone was crushing a bag of chips i said are you making edibles