Chinese restaurant jokes

I took my girlfriend to a Chinese restaurant. One hour after ordering, I went to ask the chef what was going on. That was until I heard barking from the kitchen.

What did the pimp order at the Chinese restaurant?

He ordered some cock-bang-ho.

A couple enters a Chinese restaurant and takes their seats.

The waiter asks, "想吃什么 (Xiang Chi Shen Ma)?"

The wife responds, "吃鸡巴 (Chi Ji Ba)!"

One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.

But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.

My mom told me that she and the owner of a Chinese restaurant made a deal. Now we get free Chinese food. So I ask my mom why do we get free Chinese food? Then my mom said, "I love him long time."

What does a waiter in a Chinese restaurant call a customer that won't leave a tip? A "plick."