Chinese restaurant jokes

I took my girlfriend to a Chinese restaurant. One hour after ordering, I went to ask the chef what was going on. That was until I heard barking from the kitchen.

What did the pimp order at the Chinese restaurant?

He ordered some cock-bang-ho.

A couple enters a Chinese restaurant and takes their seats.

The waiter asks, "想吃什么 (Xiang Chi Shen Ma)?"

The wife responds, "吃鸡巴 (Chi Ji Ba)!"

One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.

But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.

My mom told me that she and the owner of a Chinese restaurant made a deal. Now we get free Chinese food. So I ask my mom why do we get free Chinese food? Then my mom said, "I love him long time."

What does a waiter in a Chinese restaurant call a customer that won't leave a tip? A "plick."

I think I banged a Chinese celebrity...

She kept screaming “I’m Wei Tu Yung” like I was supposed to know the name.

Men: "I like dogs."

Women: "I like cats."

Chinese: "Food is food."

A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said "Chinese food," so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Indian," so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.

When I was teaching my dog tricks, a Chinese man came to me and asked, "Why were you playing with your food?"

I called the Chinese takeaway yesterday. A man picked up the phone and said: "Hello! I am Wan Kin, the chef." I said that I'll come back later.