Short jokesCricket Green1 year agoOne time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.
ChineseAnonymous2 years agoA couple enters a Chinese restaurant. Took their seats. The waiter asked ‘Xiang Chi Shen Ma’ and the wife said ‘Chi Ji Ba’
ChineseAnonymous2 years agoWhat does a waiter in a Chinese restaurant call a customer that won't leave a tip?? A"plick".