Chinese restaurant jokes

One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.

But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.

I took my girlfriend to a Chinese restaurant. One hour after ordering, I went to ask the chef what was going on. That was until I heard barking from the kitchen.

A couple enters a Chinese restaurant and takes their seats.

The waiter asks, "想吃什么 (Xiang Chi Shen Ma)?"

The wife responds, "吃鸡巴 (Chi Ji Ba)!"

What does a waiter in a Chinese restaurant call a customer that won't leave a tip? A "plick."

My mom told me that she and the owner of a Chinese restaurant made a deal. Now we get free Chinese food. So I ask my mom why do we get free Chinese food? Then my mom said, "I love him long time."

What did the pimp order at the Chinese restaurant?

He ordered some cock-bang-ho.