Chinese dogs jokes

It is interesting how different nations have their dogs make different sounds.

An American dog goes Woof, a Czech dog goes Haf, a Dutch dog goes Blaf, and a Chinese dog goes Sizzle.

It's amazing how dog owners can make their dogs shout different things. For example, Czech dogs go "barf," American dogs go "woof," and Chinese dogs go "sizzle."

A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a Shitzu.

That one awkward moment you have to go ask your Chinese neighbor if they've seen your dog.

A man walks into a zoo. The only animal was a dog.

It was a shih tzu.

Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?

A: You can't find your dog.

Men: "I like dogs."

Women: "I like cats."

Chinese: "Food is food."