Chinese dogs jokes
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
It's amazing how dog owners can make their dogs shout different things. For example, Czech dogs go "barf," American dogs go "woof," and Chinese dogs go "sizzle."
Did you know China wanted to send a dog to space?
They didn't because they ate it.
I live in China and we have no food. We have to eat Chinese food, so I called my dog over.
What do you call a dog in China?
E10
When I was teaching my dog tricks, a Chinese man came to me and asked, "Why were you playing with your food?"
It is interesting how different nations have their dogs make different sounds.
An American dog goes Woof, a Czech dog goes Haf, a Dutch dog goes Blaf, and a Chinese dog goes Sizzle.