Chili Dog jokes

Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.

She said she was hungry. So I fucked her in the ass and gave her a chili dog.

"Pull down your pants, pull out my willy, stir your guts round like a hot bowl of chili."

What do you give a dog with a fever?

Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!

For some reason, when my mom eats hot dogs, she likes to lick and suck on it first. As a son, can anyone tell me why?