Childbearing jokes
A lot of things have changed since I got my girlfriend pregnant.
My name, my address, and my phone number.
Abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.
Babies can spread a nasty smell,
especially when you haven't fed them for a month.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to celebrate their marriage.
Nine months later, they happily had some use for their baby carriage.
Two years later, they went up again, then their daughter had a brother.
But one little secret that no one knew was that Jack and Jill share a mother.
The person who made it a law to not hurt girls is stupid because we've all kicked a pregnant woman before we were even born.
Community talk
GENESIS 18 The Three Visitors 1The Lord appeared to Abraham near the great trees of Mamre while he was sitting at the entrance to his tent in the heat of the day. 2Abraham looked up and saw three men standing nearby. When he saw them, he hurried from the entrance of his tent to meet them and bowed low to the ground. 3He said, “If I have found favor in your eyes, my lord, do not pass your servant by. 4Let a little wat… Read more