Chelsea jokes
A Chelsea fan called Timo Werner on his phone to encourage him during his bad form. Timo Werner still missed all the calls.
What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician?
Chelsea Clinton.
"Chelsea is the most consistent team.
One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.
If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 馃槄
My Mother: Wanna hear the song, "Chloe, your the one I want" on Pandora?
Me: No, I am tired of that song and I am annoyed by it.
Mom: Don't talk back to me like that, young lady.
Me: / someone else? - -gets silent in da room-
Brother: Yeah, this song is very annoying, but maybe better than the Chelsea song.
Joke is here now what do you do if you hear the name Chloe?
Why can't the USA and England play chess?
USA has no towers and England has no queen.
This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.
Wonder why the British are so good at chess? They have the queen.
Wonder why Americans are so bad at chess? They lost two towers.
What's Al Qaeda's favorite football team?
New York Jets.
What is a Manchester United fan鈥檚 favourite TV channel? The History Channel.