Chasteness jokes
If you die a virgin, then where does your v-card go? Does it go with you to the grave, or does your mortician take it from you?
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Condoms? HA! Those are for pussies!
So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.
The moment when she tells you: "I'm a virgin. Be gentle!" And you tell her, "Don't worry, I used to work with kids."
Community talk
Music provider why would you make a chast and delete it I was just fixing to comment when you did that}:(