Chasteness jokes

If you die a virgin, then where does your v-card go? Does it go with you to the grave, or does your mortician take it from you?

What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.

Condoms? HA! Those are for pussies!

So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.

The moment when she tells you: "I'm a virgin. Be gentle!" And you tell her, "Don't worry, I used to work with kids."