Chariot jokes
Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Chuck Norris can drift with a horse.
One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
The day after Chuck Norris was born, he drove his mom home from the hospital.
Community talk
GENESIS 41 Joseph Interprets Pharaoh’s Dreams 1After two whole years, Pharaoh dreamed that he was standing by the Nile, 2and behold, there came up out of the Nile seven cows, attractive and plump, and they fed in the reed grass. 3And behold, seven other cows, ugly and thin, came up out of the Nile after them, and stood by the other cows on the bank of the Nile. 4And the ugly, thin cows ate up the seven attractive, pl… Read more