Challenger explosion jokes

What were Christa McAuliffe’s last words to her husband?

"You feed the dog, I’ll feed the fish."

A science teacher got on the Space Shuttle Challenger after winning a contest out of 11,000 other teachers.

Imagine being one of the losing teachers in that contest, watching the Space Shuttle Challenger, and thinking, "Talking about dodging a bullet!"

What do you call the people in the Challenger explosion?

Ashtraynauts.

When you realize the shuttle blew up.

Then you realize you're on the shuttle.

There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.

A rich man paid for a trip to space, but he couldn't go because the rocket was damaged. He received a refund and an apology.